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Repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if hilarity was a cross word buzz swrel i would do him in bed every sunday. sitting next to me, joe devito. >> a block, the lede. thats the first story. hey, greg, the mayor of munchkin land called and he is missing his reading glasses. >> nice. i will take that. her message is poignant and her dancers double-jointed. some thuption get better with age and then there is madonna. it is 17 minutes of film dedicated to anyone who suffered from persecution, a nobl...

It is like a mug shot of the guy who cant remember how many mailboxes he ran over before he plowed into a lamp post. he is the executive who faked his own death to get out of marying olivia newton-john. or perhaps they found him in mexico with a 16-year-old pool boy with double-jointed hips. >> i think you look fantastic. >> im telling you -- >> i think he does too. >> the only difference between yours and lyndsay lohans most recent one are hair extensions, thats it. >> that looks like thats gon...

>> a great american in whose symbolic shadow we stand today. >> i enjoyed that. call me, double-jointed dancer. what do these cats think? >> economic markets are collapsing. people all over the world are suffering and people are afraid. what happens when people are afraid? they become intolerant. >> screw those cats, joe. some people will say that film, madonnas film was too self-serious. i dont think it was self-serious enough. i think that if there is a -- an oscar ceremony for 17-minute films...

Cards. >> its not trump. >> yeah, it is. >> club is trump. >> you clubs is trump. you dont have clubs. >> see that? i got to watch. >> put it back. >> krueger has seemingly adjusted to a peaceful life in jail, but his life on the outside was dedicated to fighting. he made his name as a mixed martial arts cage fighter. >> came natural being a big guy. left-handed. "the natural" double jointed right shoulder, i just had a right cross that would put down anybody. i connected with the right spot on ...