And now the hbo original series real time with bill maher the clock how are you doing? there robert baer. Hi everybody. How are you doing thank you very much. I know thank you very much. Hey wow. I appreciate it oh stop! okay. Wow. I know why you re excited today because trump s in l. A. Today. That s. Yeah. Can you feel it? doing some fundraising. Also, he s going to meet with the studios. He s got a great idea for a remake of the truth about cats. And dogs oh oh, man did you. Did you see the debate tuesday night? wow. Now i m just going by what cnn had 25 independents who didn t hadn t made their mind before the debate she won 23 to 2. So that s pretty. I haven t seen a woman beat an opponent that bad since that olympic boxer with the suspicious high levels of testosterone uh wow it was pretty bad for him but halfway through it, he had a look on his face like, boy, where s a sniper when you need one? oh, we kid oh yeah. I mean, nobody thought he did good. His teenage son, barron was
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ha ha, happy tuesday everyone, i am tom shillue in for greg gutfeld who i m told is busy fighting extradition. so before we get to the news, i thought it might be appropriate to look at some of the new year s resolutions from some famous names and faces. for example, president joe biden, his new year s resolution? continue to cheat death. hunter biden. find that envelope i left somewhere in the white house. commander the dog, eat more salads and fewer secret service agents. kamala harris, to resolve to make resolutions for the new year, because it s new and it s a year. [cheers and applause]. i might add stop laughing, that might help, too. the custodian who cleans the senate judiciary room. three words, use more bleach. brian kilmeade, i will continue to be the butt of greg s jokes. and finally randi weingarten, add 40 pounds to my bench press. she ll make it. on to the monologue. so i m looking over tonight s headlines trying to think of the perfect story to start the s
It kicked off when the fifth circuit judge kyle duncan was invited by the Stanford Law School Federalist Society to give a speech. When he started, this happened. Youve invited me to speak here. Ive been heckled nonstop. Im asking for your racism is showing. Respect black women. Keep in mind, these arent kindergarteners with poopy pants. These are stanford law students with poopy pants. Their dean is worse. A giant sack of poopy pants. Im uncomfortable because this event is tearing the fabric of this community that i care about and support. I have to ask myself, is the juice worth the squeeze. Its uncomfortable to say this to you as a person. Its uncomfortable to say that for many people here, your work has caused harm. Oh, shut up. Sorry. Thank you. Ill take it. Shes the victim or at least playing one because thats her job. Shes stanfords Associate Dean for diversity, equity and inclusion. Although it should be diversity, inclusion and equity because that would be d. I. E. Which is wh
it kicked off when the fifth circuit judge kyle duncan was invited by the stanford law school federalist society to give a speech. when he started, this happened. you ve invited me to speak here. i ve been heckled nonstop. i m asking for your racism is showing. respect black women. keep in mind, these aren t kindergarteners with poopy pants. these are stanford law students with poopy pants. their dean is worse. a giant sack of poopy pants. i m uncomfortable because this event is tearing the fabric of this community that i care about and support. i have to ask myself, is the juice worth the squeeze. it s uncomfortable to say this to you as a person. it s uncomfortable to say that for many people here, your work has caused harm. oh, shut up. sorry. thank you. i ll take it. she s the victim or at least playing one because that s her job. she s stanford s associate dean for diversity, equity and inclusion. although it should be diversity, inclusion and equity bec