lots of guys in suits looking at me, eyeballing me. you know what that means. an entire a-block on harry potter. mike said do it or he would walk. who knew pompeo was a harry pothead? i heard him over there talking about his hogwarts. next month there is a new game coming out called hogwarts legacy. for all you nondorks, dweebs, nerds, and men who have never touched a woman who wasn t a relative, the game is set in the world of harry potter, and it seems like fun, but according to the outrage we are always outraged. if you buy this game, you are a bigoted monster. see, for the past year, trans activists have been pushing a boycott of the game over its association with j.k. rowling. she has nothing to do with making the game at all. women don t know computers. [laughter] of course she will profit from the licensing rights which have certain pro-trans groups boiling mad paper they ve been that way for years. she was absent from the harry potter films 2010 version special, a
i did get to read the ufo files. greg: anything good? we have bigger problems. [laughs] that s not true! you don t think we have bigger problems? than aliens? it depends how nice they are. greg: are they tasty? can we get them? i think that would be a bad idea, generally speaking. spew and you acknowledge their existence! he s acknowledging that we have visitors, to not eat them! i think that s pretty basic. don t give them the bird and don t shoot them. greg: no, no, no. we already eat earthlings. who is we? spewing pigs and cows are earthlings. let s eat martians! you got me to admit to classified information on this show. [laughter] greg: so you are saying they exist, you don t want to eat them? they are poisonous. greg: are they? how do we know that? tucker carlson! where have you been? [laughter]