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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the report, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] good to have you with us. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen: oh, i love a zombie army. have a seat. nation, you know, folks, if you watch the news like i do, it seems like lately president obama cannot swing a dead cat without hitting some sort of scandal. which reminds me, whats he d...

( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the report, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] good to have you with us. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen: oh, i love a zombie army. have a seat. nation, you know, folks, if you watch the news like i do, it seems like lately president obama cannot swing a dead cat without hitting some sort of scandal. which reminds me, whats he doing with all these dead cats? the challenge is, folks, which one to cover. as a...

0 that? >> let me come back out and let you know youve been listening to attorney general eric holder answering a barrage of questions on what we assumed would happen here as part of this department of justice briefing where he and kathleen sebelius were talking medicare fraud and now all the reporters are asking questions about this, what is made public now about this secret decision to seize these phone numbers and records from the associated press, from ap offices and reporters, this was for ...

0 you, kirsten powers, came to the independent conclusion, devoid of your liberal beliefs or democratic party politics, that this simply wasnt a campaign worth waging. but, let me play you a sound bite from hillary clinton and get your reaction to that go. >> in the four years since the inspectors left, intelligence reports show that saddam hussein has worked to rebuild his chemical and biological weapons stock, his missile delivery capability and his nuclear program. he has also given aid, comf...

0 made? [ club scene music ] [ sigh of relief ] [ male announcer ] choose taste. choose prego. >> shepard: we have seen some light-hearted moments i guess you will during president obamas first day in israel. but one of them is not usually a laughing matter. those so-called red lines. remember this at the united nations last year? prime minister netanyahu drew a red line on a cartoon bomb? part of a warning about irans nuclear program. well, today in israel, the prime minister wasted no time sho...

andy, wrap up, tv. you. >> all right. what did you give up for lent? >> alcohol. >> really? >> all of it. >> any upside? >> i have 11 days left. >> i have lost eight pound. >> wow. >> your productivity shoots through the roof. i have one more. everything in new york is suddenly and instabtly 50% off. >> you mean mentally? >> when you get your bill everything is half off. >> i thought you meant the whole city felt off. >> a little of that too. >> at back deer, who is -- ambassador, who ...

0 >> thats pretty much -- >> we loved having him. i hope he comes back. if its way too early, are what time is it? "the daily rundown" guest host from "the fix. ". >> the fix is in. as the death toll riseness gaza, hopes for a ceasefire are also on the rise as president obama and secretary of state hillary clinton to try to stabilize the situation. back at home, the conservative knocks on governor chris christie keep coming after his pre-election embrace of president obama in the wake of that ...