Eccentric Behavior News Today

Its called the east river and runs on the east side of manhattan. the hudson river is on the west side. the local stations are reporting that theyre attempting to effect a rescue of a helicopter operator, actually the pilot of the helicopter in the east river in new york. were working to route the live pictures from our local station on the east side of manhattan to back to guy. he requested a wardrobe change today. he requested to wear a yemeni belt with a dagger in court. that didnt go over we...