Ill guess. King kong . Heck, no. Ive got that dumb old johnny brady. Oh. Well, you tell johnny to say hello to his dad for me, will you . Okay. Hey, dad, when you were in the navy, were you an admiral . No. No. A captain . A lieutenant . No, i was just an ordinary seaman. Oh. Jeepers, did they ever let you steer the boat . Oh, many times. Boy, and with all that bragging dumb old johnny was doing about his father, well, thats not gonna help much. His father was a pilot in a jet. Henry im sorry. Well, jeepers. Ill just tell him that they used to let you steer the boat. Hell probably laugh me right out of my own bedroom. So the captain turned the boat to the left and he saw another submarine. And the captain turned the boat to the right and he saw another submarine. And he saw two more submarines. And then the captain turned to the admiral and he said, i think im gonna be sick to my stomach. Yeah. What happened then . Well, then the admiral said, theres only one thing in the whole world t
What . Nothing. You want me to help you to work, dad . No thank you, dennis. I can pull this lever after you punch those buttons. Adding machines arent for children. I brought you some coffee and i want you to look at something i found in one of the closets. Honey, i cant stop for that. Im trying to do two days work in one. Oh, nonsense. The rest will make you work twice as fast. Look at that. Remember when that was taken . Can i look . In a minute, dennis. That was the day you proposed. Yeah. Your folks had a picnic in their back yard, your dad barbecued, your mother baked one of her delicious peach pies, you wore that dress that i was always crazy about, and i proposed. It was all a beautiful trap. How come i dont remember that . Son, do you wanna see a very handsome couple . Sure. Ill bet you could see clear on top of the house in a neat swing like that, huh, mom . Well, it was pretty nice. Will you make me a swing like that . Well, you know i cant right now, dennis, but maybe later
Got any ideas on how to earn the rest of it . Sure. Mrs. Wilsons away and maybe good old mr. Wilson needs something done. [music] [doorbell ringing] yes. Who is it . Its me, mr. Wilson. Oh, hello, dennis. I got Something Real important to talk to you about. Okay, talk. Jeepers. With you up there and me down here, isnt it kind of hard for you to hear me . As a matter of fact, it is. You better talk louder. I got Something Real important to show you. All right, dennis. The front door is unlocked. Come on in. Maybe it was the backdoor i left open for the gas man. [music] all right, now, dennis, what did you dennis . Dennis . Dennis yes, mr. Wilson. Up here, mr. Wilson. Oh, oh, there you are. How did you get up there . I came up the stairs. How did you get down there . Well, i came down the stairs. Jeepers, i didnt see you. Well, how else would i get down here . Oh, dennis, dont you touch that chessboard. Heck no. Im just looking. Ive been up half the night working out an extremely complic
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