television. trans tuesday. wait a minute, i m not tuesday, i m saturday. greg: welcome to trans tuesday, i m your host, angela lanesbury. tonight s topic, jaws drop after a top gets popped. after meeting with president biden, a transgender influencer bared her breast on the lawn. are we topless at the white house? greg: i know what you might be thinking, what a bunch of boobs. seriously, who invites these idiots. the only thing influencers influence, they are to credibility what cancer is to your balls. ooh, i know. how the hell did we get here where a person things it is appropriate at the white house. even hunter said please, a little decorum. not matching appropriate activity to appropriate venue. i would ask who is in charge over there, biden doesn t know. montoya baring your chest, i that you had that was nadler leaving the sauna steam room. we re going to hell for that know wo. greg: this is fitting story, last week i got into a tiff with a friend over trans
give that man an academy award now. that was acting. greg: you think it was acting? no, he got eaten. there was a merry-go-round on the beach, you heard music going, [humming] yes. jim, what were you doing? do you remember where you were when you heard the news? i was on the beach telling the guy to go out, it issin foo. they want to study the shark to try to figure out how to prevent these things in the future. sharks haven t changed in 60 million years. they swim and have teeth. if there is one yearn, he s going to eat you. greg: do you think it is worth it? do you think it is worth it to go swimming and get eaten with a shark? i think not. greg: egypt mummifying
it is true. greg: not suffer, i just mean yeah. something about suffering makes the meat tender. greg: you know what i mean, you go hunting. i know what you mean, that is the point, the human connection with point of a lot of things we do is human connection. whatever you think of ai and what convenience it brings, it is soulless. it has no ability to contribute something meaningful or soulful to a situation, whether comedy or your dolls or whatever. and so i find it incredibly creepy and kind of sad. is this a money grab they are doing? silver lining, maybe it will be last time i have to listen to the beatles. nope, nope, don t do it. i will get him after the show, i got him.
i would love it, just to see ai me bombing like i do every night. you know how happy it would make me? stupid bachelorette party talking in the back and ai goes, what is the problem? i can t wait until i don t have to do stand-up anymore. greg: as a consumer, how do you feel about things that do not have a human relation? would you feel differently if you ate a burger made by a machine? no. if you know a machine is saying, you ever know, that machine didn t observe this. if i talk about something, you are like, he did this or observed it, there is something different about stand-up. greg: i feel i would have a problem eating steak from a lab because the animal didn t suffer. yes. did not see that coming.
things. they want people to be like, this is the shark that ate the guy, unless you are his family and you probably don t. greg: is there a list of things they don t mummify? i don t know if there are man eating sharks. greg: we do research for the show, maybe think about it next time. make a list of things. you have time in the day. el ra, tyrus, see what i look up with? make a list of things that have been mumified. hold on, greg, enlighten us with the list. greg: list of things egypt mumified. mummies. pharaohs, lamps. got it, uh-huh. greg: bats, they mummify bats. kat: you are just looking at things around you.