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Been cheated on more frequently than a blind woman playing scrabble with gypsy so maybe she would be crabby with hezbollah. >> bill: that doesnt answer the question. could you possibly vote for her? >> no! >> bill: okay that does answer the question. >> i could have said it off the bat but we have got to fill 8 minutes. >> bill: thats true. im glad you led me into the final. >> no, im not voting for hillary. >> bill: there is no way. nothing she could do? personal appearance at your house? nothi...

Been cheated on more frequently than a blind woman playing scrabble with gypsy so maybe she would be crabby with hezbollah. >> bill: that doesnt answer the question. could you possibly vote for her? >> no! >> bill: okay that does answer the question. >> i could have said it off the bat but we have got to fill 8 minutes. >> bill: thats true. im glad you led me into the final. >> no, im not voting for hillary. >> bill: there is no way. nothing she could do? personal appearance at your house? nothi...

You recognize the manning brothers? barely, right. eli and payton. its viewed six and a half million times in less than two weeks. finally, what has to be the cutest picture video of the week. a baby panda in taiwan reunited with its mother. mama panda accidental hurt her newborn. mom is taking quite a liking to her baby. the two will soon be living together. those are todays number ones. you know throughout history,

Check out eli and mannings hip-hop debut, a new commercial for football on your phone from directv. ♪ football on your phone thats what i said ♪ ♪ its football on your phone watch it in bed ♪ ♪ take it wherever you go show your friends and watch them all go ho ♪ ♪ football on your phone football on your phone ♪ ♪ football on your phone so now your chance to have football on your phone and football in your pants ♪ ♪ look at this guy using this phone as a phone your phone is ...

♪ let me ask you a question ♪ what do you get when a football gets down with your phone ♪ ♪ football on your phone >> thats the brothers. eli and peyton pitching football on your phone feature. >> that is some hair. >> peyton will do anything. >> he is there. >> johnny football. what is happening with johnny football? >> we are going to get to that in a second. johnny football has been allegedly signing autographs. lets do baseball first. nats and braves in d.c. bryce harper hits a bom...

Thats a blue honda. thank you very much. this is a grim story, at least i hope they can get the young woman back. thank you. >> straight ahead, the unthinkable. 100 pound python strangles two young boys while they slept. how could that happen? a live report from canada coming up. the video you have to see. eli and peyton manning, teaming up and trading their football helmets for wigs. you dont want to miss this, stay tuned. [ male announcer ] whats important to you? at humana, our medire agent...

Thats a blue honda. thank you very much. this is a grim story, at least i hope they can get the young woman back. thank you. >> straight ahead, the unthinkable. 100 pound python strangles two young boys while they slept. how could that happen? a live report from canada coming up. the video you have to see. eli and peyton manning, teaming up and trading their football helmets for wigs. you dont want to miss this, stay tuned. [ male announcer ] whats important to you? at humana, our medire agent...

Perfecti perfection, holy cow. he was working on 300. the rack came down right before the ball -- >> thats horrible. >> you saw, a perfect game ruined by a technical difficulty. he did get a doover, but he blew it. finally, talk about a sweet divorce settlement. man ordered too support wifes ice cream habit. the man had complained that his ex-wife always spent too much money on ice cream. now hell have to spend even more on her habit. will he have to pay for weight watchers too? that wasnt my ...

You can go to bleacherreport.com and where where a-rod stands. and the albert pujols, pujols gets it and throws it into the crowd. but, wait, take another look. pujols pulled the old switcheroo. he kept greens ball and gave away the meaningless one. everyone had a good laugh about that. >> you see the two handsome fellows with the crazy hair cuts. thats the manning brothers, peyton and eli. theyve shown off their comedic skills on "saturday night live" but this greatest commercial may be their...

Time? >> thats what nequestion still is. >> there are those galvanized by her appearance and feel shes been made to be a martyr and the other side of the fence, theyre saying, wait a minute here. this is the tip of an iceberg. her reputation has been very very damaged here, bob. how does she get it back? >> her reputation has been damaged but we sit in a city eli eliot spitzer got a television show, where the mayoral candidate, anthony weiner, is leading the polls right now and 70 miles up the r...