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Snl about five floors above us here at 30 rock. eli manage was your host. a lot to live up to. his brother peyton manning did a great job a few years ago. eli was good, too, but lets just say the highlight was not eli. it was probably tanning mom. patricia krenz elle, accused of taking her 5-year-old daughter into a tanning bed. she denies it entirely, but it didnt stop kristen wiig from joining seth meyer on a weekend update. >> i would never bring a 5-year-old into tanning beds. tanning beds s...

You for joining us. eli and dorian are hanging out longer. coming up, hundreds of thousands of people are disappearing every year and hardly anybody is talking about. it we are up next with that because we are going to change it. today im talking to people about walmarts low price guarantee.

I love the fans and i will always enjoy having played for such a great team. >> shepard: they will miss you. the only nfl team peyton has ever known. they made him the overall number one draft pick when he came out of tennessee back in 98, sings then he has thrilled coltd fans and more for 14 seasons. peyton led the colts to victory in super bowl xli. along the way racked up an nfl record four mvp titles. but a persistent neck injury sidelined manning for last season. today the team cut him to a...

The man and all 32 teams you take out best quaterbacks in the league and every team in the nfl would benefit by having peyton manning on their payroll. >>shepard: but we will keep eli if thats all right. >>trace: eli is great. we will keep philip. >>shepard: you do that. i dont i know ... randy, do you want him? >>randy: love him. grab him. >>shepard: he did wear orange. peyton manning, that was awesome. a guy in massachusetts admits he shined a laser during a hockey game and said it was a stupi...

Jet. >> peyton manning for the jets and eli for the giants. and by the way, you plug peyton in -- it wouldnt be like him going to miami and having to put up with his father put up with new orleans for years. getting knocked down. >> does he want to go to miami and lose all the time and live out his life in south florida? washington will definitely be a big suitor. >> cowboys. >> theyve got romo, though. >> cowboys would be great, as well. the bigger question is, if you just had your fusion on yo...

second-place romney. after all that, heres where the candidates stand. cnn estimates romney now has 404 delegates of the 1,144 a nominee needs. santorum 16 a delegates, gingrich 106, ron paul still hasnt won a single primary or caucus, has. if not must wins, all three are seen as can-wins. between them, well, theyre campaigning today in all three states. president obama is on his way to charlotte, north carolina, where he will accept the democratic nomination six months from now, h...

Get theres a great confidence about the united states. in fact, every week i talk to friends in israel and theyre scared to death about the relationship with this administration, like theyve never been before. so, whatever may be publicly said, privately, israel is concerned. lets give the senator a grade. >> giving santorum an a. happy hes angry at somebody else now, its really great. >> jehmu. >> f for the politics, fear, lack of creativity, he cant find anything else on national security to h...

Ours get very good. we take your jobs. >> but the real controversy came after the game when super bowl model giselle shot back at some heckling giants fans. sticking up for her husband and trashing his butter-fingered receivers. >> how is my husband supposed to throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time? >> your thoughts on the super model standing by her man. >> yeah. >> yeah, he likes that. eli owned your husband, thats my favorite line of the super bowl. up next, chris matthews and ...

Greatest guy, sad for him. how can you not like eli and coughlin. my team didnt win but i cant begrudge the giants i love coughlin and eli its just mr. craft has a special place in my heart. >> bill: did you a special show for him the night before the game, right? >> i ran into limbaugh. i had a fun time back there at the super bowl. >> bill: super bowl, you are in hawaii. where am i? im not getting the benefit of the bolder fresher tour here. >> february 25th. february 25th you and i singing �...

Greatest guy, sad for him. how can you not like eli and coughlin. my team didnt win but i cant begrudge the giants i love coughlin and eli its just mr. craft has a special place in my heart. >> bill: did you a special show for him the night before the game, right? >> i ran into limbaugh. i had a fun time back there at the super bowl. >> bill: super bowl, you are in hawaii. where am i? im not getting the benefit of the bolder fresher tour here. >> february 25th. february 25th you and i singing �...