[ cheers and applause jimmy looking good oh, my goodness. I feel the love. I feel the love. Give it right back to you guys please welcome, welcome, welcome. Please, welcome. Have a seat. Enjoy yourself welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. Youre watching at home. [ cheers and applause oh, you guys, it was a a beautiful weekend here in new york city. Wasnt it. Steve gorgeous jimmy it was so nice the Prison Guards watching Jeffrey Epsteins cell left for hours to have a picnic [ audience groans [ light laughter ]s out there . Yeah [ laughter ] but everybodys enjoying the weather. Right now President Trump is in new jersey on a 10day vacation white house staffers were excited until they realized they got to spend ten days with mike pence [ light laughter ] who wants to alphabetize some memos . Okay thats right, this is trumps august retreat or as he calls it, my august retweet [ laughter ] people close to trump say that he is spending m
On on discovery channel. And i tell you, theres nothing i like better than plopping down on the couch watching a show about great whites and digging into a big bowl of chum. [ laughter ] chum is a weird word. Chum either means good friend or bucket of fish parts. [ laughter ] of course the most terrifying shark of all is the dreaded baby shark. Not only are your kids singing about them all day, soon they will be eating them too. Kelloggs this weekend gave us a sneak peek at their newest product, baby shark cereal. Its a real thing. If you look at what they show on the box, they appear to be froot loops. Nothing sharky about them. I think the sharks are behind this cereal. I think the sharks are trying to fatten our kids up so they swim slower. [ laughter ] [ applause ] oh, thank you. Other animal news, there is a squirrel on the loose in santa cruz. A squirrel had to be evicted from its santa cruz home after it attacked its neighbors. When the squirrel was a baby a family nursed her ba
Right now at 11 00, two cities pause to remember lives lost over the weekend in Mass Shootings. In el paso, a large crowd turned out to remember a 15yearold who died in saturdays massacre at a walmart. And in dayton, ohio, people are dropping off flowers and lighting candles to remember the victims from a shooting in a popular Entertainment District early sunday. Heres the latest on the shootings. The dayton gunman got off at least 41 shots in 30 seconds, killing nine people. If the magazine he used had been full, it could have held up to 250 rounds. Investigators say it doesnt appear the gunman was targeting anyone in particular. In el paso, two more people died today, bringing the total to 22. Eight of the dead are mexican President Trump today addressed the nation. In one voice, our nation must condemn racism, bigotry, and white supremacy. These sinister idealologies must be defeated. President trump did not call for stronger gun laws. Instead, he focused on Mental Health and the in
Party in particular are offering not much more than their thoughts and their prayers. And you know, i was thinking and praying about it, and both parties say they say one thing, that were too divided. This is something we hear a lot, that we need to find something we can agree on. Well, heres something we can agree on. Too many people are being shot with highpowered weapons. I think wed agree on that. [ applause ] and agree on this too. They did a poll last year. 97 of gun owners, these are gun owners, support universal background checks. 97 . Thats unheard of. You can ask people is ice cream delicious and not get 97 . But the Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell, this evil soulless old creep wont even allow the senate to vote on a bipartisan bill to require background checks for gun purchases at gun shows. There are two bills, each written by democrats and republicans together because background checks, something we agree on. These bills the bills passed in the house in february, an
But they started and still going on on discovery channel. And i tell you, theres nothing i like better than plopping down on the couch watching a show about great whites and digging into a big bowl of chum. [ laughter ] chum is a weird word. Chum either means good friend or bucket of fish parts. [ laughter ] of course the most terrifying shark of all is the dreaded baby shark. Not only are your kids singing about them all day, soon they will be eating them too. Kelloggs this weekend gave us a sneak peek at their newest product, baby shark cereal. Its a real thing. If you look at what they show on the box, they appear to be froot loops. Nothing sharky about them. I think the sharks are behind this cereal. I think the sharks are trying to fatten our kids up so they swim slower. [ laughter ] [ applause ] oh, thank you. Other animal news, there is a squirrel on the loose in santa cruz. A squirrel had to be evicted from its santa cruz home after it attacked its neighbors. When the squirrel