Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [cheers and applause] larry thank you very much. Welcome to the nightly show. Man oh, man, what a fun crowd. Thank you very much. Nothing like a good larry, larry. I love you too. You love me more . What . Im the guy theyre talking about larry wilmore. Oh, arsenio hall joins us on the panel tonight, guys. [cheers and applause] larry thats right. All the dogs love arsenio. Ok. Ok. Last night they forced a filibuster that forced a vote that forced, well nothing but that didnt stop it from moving to the floor of congress. A showdown over gun control playing out. Theyre demonstrating with a sitin on the floor of the house of representatives. Larry a good old fashioned, sitin. Thats what im talking about. I call that a total Throwback Thursday power move. And it beats the photo of me with bleached tips. You win, democrats. Now the sitin ended earlier today but you may be asking yourself what is a sitin here with the history of sitin is our very own hol
Ok. Ok. Last night they forced a filibuster that forced a vote that forced, well nothing but that didnt stop it from moving to the floor of congress. A showdown over gun control playing out. Theyre demonstrating with a sitin on the floor of the house of representatives. Larry a good old fashioned, sitin. Thats what im talking about. I call that a total Throwback Thursday power move. And it beats the photo of me with bleached tips. You win, democrats. Now the sitin ended earlier today but you may be asking yourself what is a sitin here with the history of sitin is our very own holly walker. [cheers and applause] thanks, larry. The history of sitting is a fascinating tale dating all the way back to neolithic period. According to anthropologists it went Something Like this . Me want to get closer to fire. What if me go. Oh larry holly, holly. I asked about the history of sitins. You thought i wanted the history of sitting . No, no no no. You said sitting. You definitely said sitting. Larr
Oh, wouldnt it be loverly lots of chocolate for me to eat lots of coal makin lots of heat warm face, warm hands, warm feet oh, wouldnt it be overly oh, so lovely sittin absobloominlutely absobloominlutely still i would never budge till spring crept over me window sill someones headrestin on my knee warm and tender as he can be who takes good care of me loverly. cheers and applause Stephen Matthew broderick, everyone well be right back cheers and applause i like your style hooked it just a little bit car alarm sounds cellar door epic comeback starts right here lucky shot. Mmm mmm mmm mm mmm mm mmmmm its time to play. So at hilton we say play hooky from your regular monday. And while youre at it, play hooky from the ordinary. The uninspired. The routine. But mostly, just play. When you plan a vacation at any one of hiltons 12 distinct brands, you always get the lowest price. Only when you book direct at hilton. Com. Huh. Introducing centrum vitamints. A brand new multivitamin you enjoy l
Ask me a geometry question. Im tired. I need a break. You cantlet me down. Youve helped methrough four roundsof the quizoff. The championshipsare only three days away. Its televised. Ive got tobe prepared. Alex, youre violating child labor laws. Please. I love it when you beg. Can you move those books . We need to fix dinner. I dont want to break my concentration. Why dont you go out . Heres a couple bucks. Alex sorry, mom. Im excited about the quizoff. Me, too. This morningi dropped offmy plans for the set. How did daddy like them . He didnt see them, but hell love my ideas. All right, hit mewith a literaturequestion. In act five, scene five, of macbeth, macbeth reflects on the nature of life. Quote the passage exactly. Hi, gang. Hi, dad. Alex, how you doing today . Lifes but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. He seemsa little depressed. Hes pra
Models, designers and powerbrokers turnout for the British Fashion awards. Welcome to countdown. It is 6 00 here in london on Tuesday Morning and a very good morning to you all. The man who could be the chancellor has been drawing up his economic battle lines. The u. K. Opposition finance spokesman told Francine Lacqua a referendum on britains membership of the eu would be a risk and that britain needs to stay in the European Union. That our economy is growing in a strong and Sustainable Way and to do that we need to stay a member of the European Union and europe has to reform. The walk away from the largest Single Market would be a disaster for british jobs and investments but we also have to win the argument of the public in europe and in open Trading Company can deliver for their company budgets. Moment have at the seen that our economy is not working for open people. What are the chances of the u. K. Leaving the eu . It is a real risk, if you have a conservative government in 2015