Had been altered using a sharpie to include alabama [ laughter ] look at this i mean, after this, i have to wonder if his High School Report Card was legit [ laughter ] following criticism that he opted to stay at a trump property in ireland 200 miles away from his meetings in dublin, Vice President mike pence today changed his story to claim that the travel arrangements were made to keep him close to his familys ancestral homeland which is weird because i thought this was his ancestral homeland. [ laughter ] Vice President mike pence visited iceland today. Said betsy devos, its pronounced island. [ laughter ] the New York Times has published a new profile on democratic president ial hopeful Marianne Williamson in which she says she wants to attack President Trump in his third eye. Yelled trump, not my butthole [ laughter ] [ applause ] thank you for clapping [ laughter ] new york mayor bill de blasio said in a new interview that if he cannot qualify for the october debates it will be,