Maybe its because im in journalism, but i think there might be a story here. Simon, kitchen. You cant reveal any of this in the press. But an expose on emmet would be huge. I can see the headline now, emmet lawson is not really dead because he faked his own death. Dont worry, somomne else writes the headline. Yeah, but you cant do that to victoria. Or me or us, right . No, of course. I get it. Ay, then, thank you. Okay. Mwah. Simon promised he wont do the story. Oh, thank god. [camera shutter clicks] [doorbell rings] oh, no its mike. The little spoon. I forgot we were going out tonight. Go hide, y yre dead. Thats him . Pretty big for a little spoon. But i have a brilliant plan. Toninit, im gonna beat hihi to the little e oon position. Shall we spoon . Sure. [sighs] hey, where are ya . My backs getting cold. [sighs] be right there. Unbelievabab. Halle berry looks good in every photo. Ooh, heres one. Her legs look pale and pasty, and i see some cellulite and its me. Wait, why do you have