i talk about doughnuts. i never get a chance to eat them. we have a big weekend coming up in phoenix. nascar in town. that s a big deal. but fans can look forward to a new treat that s sure to have their engines racing. it s called the carburetor crunch. it s a deep-fried peanut and put butter and jelly sandwich, with captain crunch cereal and covered with bacon crumbs and banana and caramel drizzle. what s your guess? how much calories? our director says ten. he s being kind. 900 calories. what? each one of these things is 7 bucks. a double-order for 13 bucks. what a deal there. there you go. you know what the theme music should be for this? i m listening. peanut butter and jelly. peanut butter jelly. do you know that song? and a baseball bat? good. we got the mix coming up. i can use a baseball bat around here. some days. we got one. you re a flight attendant. you think they re cranky sometimes?