RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: Welcome to Balti Towers, Basil Fawlty's new asylum hotel...
The new Fawlty Towers play is a triumph. But it got me wondering whether the original TV show would ever get made by the BBC today. And if it did, would it go something like this?
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