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From the brain room here. this is not my figures. 2.5 million new jobs. 200,000 more jobs in construction. and the republicans demand the things like defense and intelligence and you have to pay entitlement and the national debt comes up to $2 $2.5 trillion. half a trillion dollars more -- >> eric: please, please. >> bob: what? >> eric: i will give you the brain room is right on the numbers when you put garbage in, garbage comes out. what date did you start? >> bob: stimulus began. >> eric: what...

Phrase "going off the grid." like its a spy movie. not going off the grid. having said that, i know i would have problems. i think, after like 48 hours, youd be okay. but its all like a giant cloud that follows you. >> dana: like kicking heroin. >> greg: you would know, dana. rough months. >> eric: couldnt write jokes. think about your books. >> kimberly: you send the e-mails all weekend long back to bob. you went like crazy. >> bob: never really sent e-mail. what about you? could you make it? >...

Off-the-cuff comment you might have called it a gaffe. it was planned. if you are on the campaign and you are thinking i mostly need -- we need independence, small business owners to lean toward us because they think they will get a fair shot under me than under romney. why would you say something like that? if you are a small business owner so lets talk about aunt patty sue who owns memory lane bowling alley. sleepless nights. hard work. they had to figure out how to run the whole system. they ...

This? >> eric: we have to go. not a bad discussion politically. legally, he doesnt have to do it. >> bob: legally he doesnt. morally, and from a political standpoint he does. >> eric: former congressman anthony weiner is flirting flirg with the possibility of erecting his political career. havent we seen enough of him already? ♪ ♪ [ barking ] im your dog,

Big government. hes the government lizard. or flo? flo with a standing army. >> eric: you think this country -- gobs you think this country would be as strong without the government economically? >> kimberly: absolutely. >> greg: we understand the logic. family can have their own fire truck. we get that. but weve moved on from that argument. >> bob: every family have their internet? brought to you by the government. brought to you by the government. it was brought by the government. >> eric: are...