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>> paul let his sister and brother-in-law into the house where they discovered some of the ether had evaporated while they were waiting for the signal. they decided to go ahead with the plan anyway. so paul and his brother-in-law headed into his dads bedroom while his sister stayed behind in the living room. he says his mother was asleep in another room. >> my brother-in-law went ahead and had put the ether, you know, tried to smother him with it over his face, and that didnt work. the pillow di...

>> macaroni, donuts. >> i used to have donuts and cake and you made me stop eating them. can you imagine -- first of all, shes been on my case for months about being healthy. if you do one single thing wrong, shes right there. out of the ether, bob, dont eat that! >> we got all those banished, dana got us healthy snacks. >> bob mixed water mel op with his tomatoes and ranch dressing, which looked kind of gross. >> i was not alone with those doughnut trays. >> yeah, but look at her. >> how do you...

When i think back with mary tyler moore show, with bob newhart show, with all in the family, that was clever. beautiful writing. it wasnt where you want to go its too sweet. >> you never had to curse to get a laugh. >> no. >> and you never had to worry about the kids watching it, either. >> yeah. >> you could communicate with the whole family. >> what is the joke, tim? if i said right, youve got five minutes to live and you can tell one joke again before you peg it, what would it be? >> i would ...

Could. and run out. and once my five minutes is up, bang, the cops kill me. >> you still do stand up on occasion? >> i do sit down now, yeah. [ laughter ] >> i dont do too much of it. >> do you have a banker joke thats not going great? one you pull out of the ether? >> i dont tell jokes. >> so like a conventional joke isnt really the way you do it. >> we tell stories. >> like about the doorbell. >> do you find everything pretty funny? >> yes. i do. >> you basically find humor in everything? >> w...

Ive got blood coming out and everything. my moms like, look, youve got to stop, youre going to kill him. >> komyatti was 16 when he joined his sister and brother-in-law in a plot to murder his father. >> it was decided, well, okay, well go ahead, get some ether, knock him out and inject air into his veins to simulate a heart attack. well, that didnt work. he woke up. got to struggling. got to hollering. i was at the end of the bed. i was holding his legs down. and so then my brother-in-law pulle...

Death by punctuation. he said if you like your plan, you can keep your plan, period. he shouldnt have said "period." once you say period, that means no excuses, no caveats, no exceptions, no explanations. and, of course, it wasnt true. that is the clearest statement a president can make, and everybody understands it was false. and heres why its particularly fatal with president-elect obama. obama is not a man who rode into power on experience, on his achievements, on his accomplishments. he rode...

My moms like, look, youve got to stop, youre going to kill him. >> komyatti was 16 when he joined his sister and brother-in-law in a plot to murder his father. >> it was decided, well, okay, well go ahead, get some ether, knock him out and inject air into his veins to simulate a heart attack. well, that didnt work. he woke up. got to struggling. got to hollering. i was at the end of the bed. i was holding his legs down. and so then my brother-in-law pulled out a knife and he got to stabbing him....

Current plan if you like them. hello! earth calling nancy. >> she said it. they need to own it. the american people arent stupid. you cant fake people out of getting cancellation notices from insurance companies. 5 million americans now being told they dont have coverage. they have no recourse. they have an 800 number that directs them to limo repair shops. there is nowhere for people to go. no one wants to take responsibility. >> they are not on ether. we are seeing people signing up. they can ...

Current plan if you like them. hello! earth calling nancy. >> she said it. they need to own it. the american people arent stupid. you cant fake people out of getting cancellation notices from insurance companies. 5 million americans now being told they dont have coverage. they have no recourse. they have an 800 number that directs them to limo repair shops. there is nowhere for people to go. no one wants to take responsibility. >> they are not on ether. we are seeing people signing up. they can ...

Now? >> yeah, it does. and you can work for months on things or even a year and it goes up in the ether. and you may get more attention by something you say on television or something you say on the tweet. so its a different world, but were going to keep doing the in-depth work and, you know, the president is going to get a fair shake. i mean, i think on the last round of budget talks, the republicans and the shutdown, the republicans really did try to blackmail and as they had earlier. you cant...