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Or whatever it was thats the truth Mitch Mcconnell wouldnt prosecute trump if he saw him commit a crime why because it would hurt their Political Party and the Political Party comes before the country if people in america cant see that by now i better stop pounding my head on the wall. In other news President Donald Trump has announced plans to withdraw the United States from the open skies treaty the now 34. 00 country arms control agreement allows participants to conduct unarmed surveillance flights over each others entire territories to collect any data on military forces and activities and my concern them earlier this year president also pulled the United States out of the intermediate range Nuclear Forces treaty with russia which required both countries to permanently eliminate certain nuclear and conventional ground launch missiles jesse many open skies participants do have satellites that can spy on the territories of other nations so not all transparency is lost here but this i
Corruption trial and the reopening the economy as the coronavirus cases start to declaw i sit tight and the show starts now. The war. Machine piracy to santos for our top story today we turn to israel where the felony corruption trial of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is underway this is the 1st time that a sitting israeli Prime Minister has ever faced a formal criminal investigation before a panel of judges netanyahu faces charges of bribery breach of trust and fraud the most serious allegations include offering media tycoons hundreds of millions of dollars worth of regulatory favors and exchange for positive coverage that helped him get reelected bribery charges carry a sentence of up to 10 years in jail and or a fine lets just say this trial could take at least one year to complete what are your thoughts on how historic this is. Well its historic in the fact that that you know its the 1st time a Prime Minister in israel i guess has ever been put on trial it reminds me a great dea
A formal criminal investigation before a panel of judges netanyahu faces charges of bribery breach of trust and fraud the most serious allegations include offering media tycoons hundreds of millions of dollars worth of regulatory favors and exchange for positive coverage that helped him get reelected bribery charges carry a sentence of up to 10 years in jail and or a fine lets just say this trial could take at least one year to complete what are your thoughts on how historic this is. Well its historic in the fact that that you know its the 1st time a Prime Minister in israel i guess has ever been put on trial it reminds me a great deal of what happened here in february the charges are almost identical the same thing but the big difference here is this bridgette up netanyahu will be tried under 3 judges now i dont know how fair thats going to be what happened here donald trump was tried in front of his own party now that would be the equivalent of taking a gang member putting him on tri
A formal criminal investigation before a panel of judges netanyahu faces charges of bribery breach of trust and fraud the most serious allegations include offering media tycoons hundreds of millions of dollars worth of regulatory favors and exchange for positive coverage that helped him get reelected bribery charges carry a sentence of up to 10 years in jail and or a fine lets just see this trial could take at least one year to complete what are your thoughts on how historic this is. Well its historic in the fact that that you know its the 1st time a Prime Minister in israel i guess is ever been put on trial it reminds me a great deal of what happened here in february the charges are almost identical the same thing but the big difference here is this bridgette up netanyahu will be tried under 3 judges now i dont know how fair thats going to be what happened here donald trump was tried in front of his own party now that would be the equivalent of taking a gang member putting him on tria