Evil Rob News Today

Ambridge’s villain in chief finally met his maker, draining a fair bit of colour from the village. But there’s a bright side: Adil found some bargain kitchen gear

Helen Archer’s ex continues his mind games, having returned from his death bed – just when we thought we were safe

There were threats, pleas for sympathy and a dramatic collapse from Evil Rob – but it barely got the other patrons’ teacups tinkling

This month, Beckettian shop buddies Justin and Jim are due a reckoning and Brian speeds beyond his wife’s death quicker than you can say ‘Jenny darling’