My overhead projector. The Modest Teacher (@ModestTeacher) December 14, 2020
Admin in 2020: please be prepared to teach online, in person, both simultaneously, on a moving train, while juggling, in a burning building, under the sea, during a wrestling match with a T-Rex, as a hologram, and riding a unicorn. Also be safe and we value you. Alexandra Finley (@AlexJFinley) June 23, 2020
My body: What a long and grueling school year this has been.
Calendar: It’s been three weeks. Emily Kooistra (@emily kooistra) September 18, 2020
I asked my students today what keeps them motivated. One of them said spite. Dr. Chris Jones was OVER ON THE BENCH (@ProfChrisMJones) February 15, 2021
points out grammar mistakes on Facebook Lurkin Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) February 2, 2017
I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month.
Sorry, bad punctuation.
[screams into the abyss]
SOMETIMES THE WRONG GRAMMAR MAKES THE JOKE SOUND BETTER Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) April 14, 2016
Guys. I have not been so excited in maybe a year. Someone just corrected my grammar online but they re incorrect. Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) August 25, 2015
little known fact: the em dash is actually named after noted dash fan emily dickinson Anne Thériault (@anne theriault) December 10, 2019
Earth, Wind and Fire doesn t give two beans about your Oxford comma. Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) September 16, 2017
Who you are at your kid’s sporting events is the real you.
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04/23/2021 10:49am EDT
Kids may say the darndest things, but parentstweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy.
Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
Who you are at your kid’s sporting events is the real you Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) April 18, 2021
got into an argument with my 4yo about whether the word dragon starts with a J or a D and now i m just repeating the word jragon to myself wondering why it doesn t sound any different Alix E. Harrow (@AlixEHarrow) April 20, 2021
Well, so much for going into the ocean now that my kid realised fish pee in it.
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21/04/2021 06:00am BST
As kids grow up, they become aware of many things in life ― from the sources of the food they eat to the many uses for different types of technology.
Over the years, the funny parents of Twitter have shared silly and serious things their kids have discovered about everyday life.
Below, we’ve rounded up 37 tweets about kids’ hilarious and horrifying realisations.
I ve seen plenty of disappointment in my day, but nothing rivals the look on my nephew s face when we walked into Build-A-Bear and he realized it wasn t a literal Frankenstein lab for grizzlies. Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) September 7, 2020
I need an alarm clock that doesn t wake me up at 5 a.m. asking for Cheerios.
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04/21/2021 02:52pm EDT
If you’re a parent of an early riser like, the kind of mom or dad who sees it as a major victory if your child manages to sleep until 6 a.m. your days are long. Like, by the time 10 a.m. rolls around, you’ve already had a DAY.
Thankfully, you’re not alone. We rounded up 29 funny tweets from fellow parents of early risers to help take a bit of the pain away and to enjoy over a cup of coffee. (Or 15.)