Well, so much for going into the ocean now that my kid realized fish pee in it.
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04/19/2021 12:35pm EDT
As kids grow up, they become aware of many things in life ― from the sources of the food they eat to the many uses for different types of technology.
Over the years, the funny parents of Twitter have shared silly and serious things their kids have discovered about everyday life.
Below, we’ve rounded up 37 tweets about kids’ hilarious and horrifying realizations.
I ve seen plenty of disappointment in my day, but nothing rivals the look on my nephew s face when we walked into Build-A-Bear and he realized it wasn t a literal Frankenstein lab for grizzlies. Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) September 7, 2020
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People say life is too short for grudges, but kids manage to hold some pretty major ones despite their relatively few years of experience. And, it seems, they learn from their parents.
Twitter is full of funny anecdotes about children’s grudges against their parents, as well as parents’ grudges against their children or anyone who dares to wrong them. After all, people may forgive a burnt meal or broken toy, but that doesn’t mean they forget.
Keep scrolling for 35 funny and too-real tweets about kids’ and parents’ grudges.
Kids are fun because they can’t remember what snacks are available in the house from one day to the next but they can remember that one time 3 years ago when their sibling got an extra gift for Christmas. SpacedMom (@copymama) June 13, 2019
Well, all the new colors of Play-Doh we just opened lasted about an hour before becoming one giant ball of brownish-grey. Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) August 10, 2020
My toddler doesn t have money to buy me gifts, so she finds/makes shitty gifts like rocks, leaves, weeds, boogers, duplo lego things, but my all time fave is the play-doh mold she made of her butt. I love all these shitty gifts and they all make me cry. Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) November 13, 2019
On the phone with my crying son (5) Aww it s OK buddy, do you want daddy? Son: No, I want Play-Doh The Walking Dad (@RealDMK) March 21, 2013
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Kids often show a creative approach to the English language. From their malapropisms to their creative descriptors for everyday objects, children’s turns of phrase are adorable, comical and arguably at times superior to the dictionary-official terms.
Fortunately, parents often tweet about the names their kids come up with for different things, so we can all enjoy the originality. We’ve rounded up 45 funny tweets about what kids call things.
My oldest just called the Big Dipper the Giant Scooper and I m never correcting him. A Bearer Of Dad News ✊ (@HomeWithPeanut) July 28, 2020
4 has been carrying a small notebook around all day. She opens it, writes small scribbles and quickly closes it back up.