KGO Jimmy Kimmel Live July 5, 2017
I hope well, the dads in our audience, i hope your families came through for you yesterday. Did they come through for you . No. They never do, do they [ laughter ] i had a good fathers day. The best part of fathers day, i know this is going to sound weird, but for met best part of fathers day was when my wife forgot to give me a card. I will get a lot of mileage out of this. She said she got it and wrote it and forgot to bring it home. Which is what i say every time i forget to give her a card. ...
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