And then he gave me a zero. laughter look honey, youre supposed to be oh honey, that tie stripes with a checkered jacket, really. You know, after were married, ill have to have better control of these things. What ill do is ill have full inspection every morning laughter before he leaves for the bank. Alright, george, you can put your eyes back in their sockets now. Look honey, youre supposed to meet professor hopkins oh my goodness, im supposed to meet professor hopkins before the Senior Council meeting. Why didnt you remind me . Watch my books for me, will you, sweetie . And you watch george for me, and dont let him look at any more blonds because ill be back. That dianes a kick. Yeah. Thats a nice outfit you got on. Oh, thank you. Believe it or not, i made it myself. Well, its a good color for ya. Oh, i think i like the thing you had on yesterday even better. Oh sure, i bet you dont even know what i wore. With the little, oh i dont know what you call it, kind of a sleeveless mackina
Disturbance, a heckle, or something goes wrong. The hammer throw. [ laughter ] 75 meters, huahuahua. [ laughter ] [ drum roll ] [ applause ] the swimmer at the olympics. The 50 meter dash. Hmmm. A little clair de lune on the piano. [ music ] [ laughter ] thirty meters. Twenty meters. Take the picture. What . [ applause ] the archer. The man with the bow and arrow. Hes got us all aquiver. Get it . Bow, arrow, quiver. [ laughter ] again, clair de lune, please. [ music ] [ laughter ] [ music ] [ music ] oh, jeez. [ applause ] last but not least, the pistol shot. Everybody knows this. [ laughter ] everybody, hum along with me. The pistol shot. I forgot it. [ laughter ] [ music ] [ applause ] you forgot the end of it. How does it go . Do it. You forgot the end of it. Yeah, go head. You forgot the cocks. Thats right, thats right. Thats right, there it is. Thats right. [ applause ] [ music ] [ applause ] i was waiting for the finish to go. I couldnt i f my mind went blank. Well, its what else
Item 42. Item 43. Willfully creating a disturbance during duty hours. Huh . Item 44. Fraternizing with female personnel. Aw, take it easy captain. The boys needed a little relaxation, they havent had a leave in months. Give em a break, captain. Oh, ill give em a break, all right, mchale. Ill give em a break right about here and ill personally tie the noose myself. Now dont you interrupt me anymore. Yes, sir. If id a known he was that mean, id have never asked him to dance. You shut your fat little mouth or ill give you a. [knock on door] come in ill sink you. Excuse me for interrupting, sir, but theres a new ensign whos just arrived and hes very anxious to speak to you, sir. I dont know anything about a new ensign. Thats all i need around here is another ensign. Item 45. But sir, sir, hes not assigned here, sir, hes not assigned here. Hes just laying over for three days until he can get a flight out to bora luna, sir. Here are his orders. Dont you understand . I dont want to see his or
But if you have a dog, call them over, let them sit in front of the tv screen, because i think youre going to see him crack up for the first time. [ laughter ] no, im going to wait a few seconds for you to go get your dog and bring him back, because i dont think you should really crack up, so ill just wait a second. [ whistling ] [ laughter ] okay, got him there . Hi bushes, okay now fox, um, i invited down to the studios some dogs i can perform to sort of get the timing down, you know, and [ laughter ] and so i dont have to add any can bars later on, so its a Live Audience right here, here we go. My fabulous comedy act for dogs, here we go. Well good evening puddles and colleagues, you know bouser and fito was walking down the street one day and bouser spotted this big dish plate full of dog food. Well, he went over and took a fito and said, this stuff isnt fit for a human. [ laughter ] oh, i got a million of them. [ laughter ] oh, no, no. [ laughter ] [ applause ] [ laughter ] oh, th
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