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jerry: whered you get those? kramer: the machine. you want one? jerry: no. henry winkler: you come home, turn on that television. kramer: take one. jerry: i dont want one! kramer: no there good... jerry: i dont want it. henry winkler: what do you want? you want comedy. kramer: take one! jerry: no! kramer stop it! jason alexander: and boom, there you go, a situation comedy. sheldon: bazinga! tim allen: this twenty -three minutes of magic. lucy: its so tasty, too! tracy morgan: you fell ...

fleabag: im not obsessed with sex. i just cant stop thinking about it. dan levy: sexuality has come a long way in sitcom history. larry: can you donate a penis to a person whos transitioning? michael gross: laughter is a great way to deal with a very tricky world. george: daddy horny, michael elizabeth meriwether: sitcoms talk about sex... claire: my underwear. phil: my god. elizabeth meriwether: and about relationships. issa: im breaking up with him tonight. margaret cho: these shows ...

southampton lead 1 nil to leeds united in the championship play off final at wembley. hello, im lewis vaughanjones. we start here in the uk — and the fourth day of campaigning ahead of the general election on the 4th ofjuly. the home secretary james cleverly says the conservatives plan to bring back a form of compulsory national service if it wins, is about pushing young people out of their "comfort zone". the party says it would cost two and half billion pounds a year and would see ...

will: its the 7 a.m. hour of "fox & friends" weekend starting with this, former president trump making his pitch to libertarian voters getting mixed reactions as he issues a stark warning on a second biden term. >> what is the reason to take a chance of having this horrible president destroy our country, which he will do in far less than four years? if. rachel: plus, shes back! hillary has a brand new excuse for why she lost the 2016 election. and you cannot make this stuff up. get you...

starts right now. hi, ari. >> hi, all night. ill be with you all night. see you soon. >> see you soon. thanks. welcome to debate night in america. this special edition of "the beat" will take you through everything you need to know as we ramp up. this live shot outside the debate hall for joe biden and donald trump. this is the earliest general election debate in american history. thats not all:alex wagner is there and will be joining us in a moment. the biden campaign pushed to jump...

israelis about a security coordination at those land routes as well with the top un spokesman warning that the risks, frankly, he says, are becoming increasingly and tall horrible on the ground. anderson, jeremy diamond, thanks the news continues right here on cnn outfront next, the breaking news, not repeating the bleep show, new reporting tonight about what trump is telling confidence he will not do it. >> cnns debate two days from now. >> this is we learned about one of the comeback...

jesse watters, and when she does a mike drop, it falls 2 inches. dana perino. "the five." ♪ ♪ mayorkas spinning like someone needs a talking point for tomorrows cnn presidential debate. bidens dhs secretary at the border in arizona to do a victory lap of getting the record numbers down. but as always you can see through the b.s. just by opening your eyes, or by listening to the families whose loved ones a fallen victim to countless illegal immigrant criminals and those rapists and ...

the situation room. thanks very much for joining us. erin burnett outfront starts right >> and outfront next a special edition lie from cnns debate headquarters in atlanta, breaking news tonight on biden strategy, a technique that insider say has said bidens favorability, quote, off the charts. this as questions swirl however, whether trump will announce his bp as early as tomorrow was a real-time demonstration of what will happen when one candidate tries to interrupt the other. the qu...

>> you have excellent taste. happy monday everyone. so washington officially hit 10e in almost eight years. it was so hot, president biden is decomposing at twice the normal rates. it was so hot he felt his pants with all 31 slavers. it was so hot instead of botox, nancy pelosi injected her face with soft serve. and it was so hot barack obama moved back to kenya. what? i dont know i didnt get it. anyway the presidential debate is just days away and a lot of people were wondering what k...

yes, i agree. hu huh. all right. >> you have excellent taste. e. happy monday, everyone. so, washington hit 100 degrees for the first time in almost eight years, and it was so hot. president biden is decomposingtc at twice the normal rate. >> it was so hot. fel jerry nadler filled his pantss with all 31 flavors. it was so hot. instead of. >> nancy pelosi injectedd he her face with soft serve and it was so hot. >> barack obama move da. back to kenya. what? i dont know. i didnt get it. i...