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And i think its because its out of shape. doesnt a manatee look like a guest on the rickie lake show. >> what youve got to do is get yourself an education and a job. i dont know what youre doing to talk about. youre fat, you got to go to weight watchers. i have a layer of blubber to -- >> he would interview comedians in squigle vision. >> i thought the manatee was such a weird animal, and so i came up with some jokes and i had this voice that went with it. it lent itself to this dr. cats bit. >>...

That skill lends itself to voice acting. >> the manatee is endangered, and i think its because its out of shape. doesnt a manatee look like a guest on the rickie lake show. >> what youve got to do is get yourself an education and a job. i dont know what youre doing to talk about. youre fat, you got to go to weight watchers. i have a layer of blubber to -- >> jonathan katz created a show where he would interview comedians in squiggle vision. >> i thought the manatee was such a weird animal, and s...

Back and watched the collapse of the soviet union and learned a very important lesson. the collapse of the soviet union did not come militarily. our military capability, capacity and our deterrence was able to bring about that collapse. but the soviet union collapsed economically. and so the chinese understood that we still want to be communists but theres something about this capitalism thing, theres something about the free market thing that we can use and we can become like a tick. we can ins...

Back and watched the collapse of the soviet union and learned a very important lesson. the collapse of the soviet union did not come militarily. our military capability, capacity and our deterrence was able to bring about that collapse. but the soviet union collapsed economically. and so the chinese understood that we still want to be communists but theres something about this capitalism thing, theres something about the free market thing that we can use and we can become like a tick. we can ins...

Me. they know i know a lot. >> was it all in $100 bills? >> a lot of it was. i thought it was an all-purpose political fund. you know, for taking fat cats to dinner, things like that. >> $350,000 for dinners? how was it paid out? >> not in one big chunk. there was a list of 15 names, and the amount of money given to each person next to the name. >> what happened to the list? >> it was destroyed. it was the only record. >> this -- dont pay any attention to this. this is for my memory. hate the --...

Best vote e moteers. >> comedians are very in touch with how they come across, so, that skill lends itself to voice acting. >> the manatee is endangered, and i think its because its out of shape. doesnt it kind of look like a guest on "the ricki lake show"? >> what you got to do is get yourself an education of a job. youre fat, you got to get weight watchers. i have a lot of blubber to keep myself warm in the water. >> jonathan katz created a show where he would interview comedians in squiggle v...

Eric rudolph goes on the run. >> as we started looking for him, we became more and more convinced his comfort level is in the place he was born and raised, in the woods and mountains of north carolina. >> this truck was found yesterday. we believe that between thursday and yesterday this truck was being driven by eric robert rudolph. >> i remember during the hunt one of the military advisers said you could hide a whole regiment in these mountains and wed never find them. >> agents are now system...

Mayo ice cream isnt for enjoyment its tricking your friends into thinking its vanilla. the scoop shop insists its not as gross as it sounds. this frozen treat is a full on hit of fat and cream followed with an eggy milky after taste. >> dana: thats a great way to describe it. >> jesse: yuck. >> dana: might want to check the marketing on that. another one is buffalo wing ice cream i might try that. >> jesse: i would try it. would you? >> greg: im a very, very busy guy. i have a lot of things goin...

Intellectual property and that they will be able to continue to make $500 billion and $375 billion off the big fat sloppy united states. not happening, folks. our farmers are patriots. remember that. our farmers are patriots. theyre saying the president is doing the right thing. [applause] theyre saying it. these are incredible patriots. they interview them on television. they say i know its going to be tough for a while but hes doing the right thing. everybody knows weve been ripped off for so ...

We were just going up saying lets be free. you know what i loved about simone, she was unapologetically sexy. she would wear [ bleep ] on stage, like, okay, bitch, youre going to kill them with that. >> im sick of men in dress socks trying to get the pussy. hes slipping and sliding. going to bust your lip. >> a lot of people have sexual hangups. theyre uneasy talking about sex. and when you find somebody whos free enough to say, hey, i enjoy sex, people are interested in that. >> monique is bras...