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Im jamie colby, and today im driving along the jersey shore, on a sliver of Barrier Island that took a beating from Superstorm Sandy in 2012. Im here to meet a family rebuilding from the disaster, and their strange inheritance may in up being their lifesaver. Im brick wenzel. Our Family Business has been here in lavallette, new jersey, for generations. I found something in the attic thats gonna help us save our business. The wenzel family is a fixture in this tiny Beach Community. Theyre best kn...

Everglades with a massive proposal to save this river of grass. But we begin with todays eye opener, your world in 90 seconds. I need to share something from my heart. When you make a mistake, you have to own up to it. Thats my way. Gianforte will face criticism once he gets to town. He has the moniker of body slam congressman. He has to prove to the people of montana. President trumps soninlaw under scrutiny. I think nepotism run wild. I think its a whole lot of nothing. Jared has been very wil...

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And that, mr. Editor, is why they are the true definition of fags. Let there be no perplexity, those individuals are the legitimate faggots the definition shall be replaced [cheers and applause] we did it yeah, we did it, you guys oh, its over its finally over today weve made history. Comedy central from come do centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show. Thank you so much for tuning in. Im trevor ...

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Washington was a zombie, would we bash his skull . You really have to ask yourself, where does it stop. A tweet posted from a zombie dear leader, thank you for your honesty and courage to tell the truth about the the zombie apocklism. Its right here. Now, who wants to talk about infrastructure . Huh . Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes. Ellie kemper. Andrew dice clay. And peter serafinowich. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed su...

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