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Shoppers have hit the seafront in droves in Tuaranga, with the return of the port's first cruise ship since 2020.

Fish and chip fans kept up the traditional Good Friday tradition in Hartlepool.

Cafes and restaurants in Mount Maunganui are run off their feet as they wait for the return of backpackers on working holidays to ease their staffing crisis.

Faked? >> greg: just shoot me. >> jesse: you know when you go to the restaurant? >> greg: my wife does. she orders a just to. its disgusting. >> dana: i think that peta put this in a lab so that we would all stop eating fish. >> juan: it now, because if that was the case, they would do that on a cow. >> greg: a chicken with a human face. how about a human with a chicken face. no, next week, we are going to have a human with a fish face. they are everywhere. up next, this is great. an airline pas...

Saying there were 13 million performed last year, facelifts are up 9%. the cheaper nonsurgical options are growing faster. botox injections up 12%. look at all that. fat injections up 14%. ouch. whats happening is they are delaying retirement, carol, because of the recession and they are out there competing with younger workers. they are trying to look younger so when they are talking to the hiring managers, the wrinkles arent right there in the hiring managers face. you have to do what you have...

Mongering. it is an integral part of what i do. i wouldnt fear obama and then create fear in the hearts of other people. >> why cant we all just monger. you can do this without the fear. >> how do do that? >> one last question to you, the only thing you fear is soap. why is that? >> i am trying to impress the new girl, greg. i think we should send these girls where they belong, to the frat houses throughout the nation. these poor fish swallowed regardless, send them to the gamma, lama, damas. th...