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>> reporter: investigators will also be looking at the train speed. they expect to be out here for the next seven to ten days. obviously, service is disrupted on this part of metro norths hudson line this morning. buses are being brought in to help with the commute. >> no doubt. thousands and thousands of people will have their commute disrupted this morning but the focus is on this accident and what caused it. alexander, any history of other problems on tracks anywhere near this location? >> re...

His pick for vice president is also a former warlord. nice. the biker accused of viciously beat ago man in front of his wife and his child is expected to turn himself in to police later today. sources say that the suspect is 38-year-old reginald chance. his facebook page says that hes from gee i cant in a and works as -- giana and works as a driver for bennys sandwich shop in queens. the victims wife break her silence. she says we were faced with a life-threatening situation and my husband was...

Her dads smartphone apparently has a taste for vintage autos. she bought a car on ebay. 14-month-old sorella stoute clicked the wrong buttons or the right buttons, depending on how you look at it now her dad is the owner of a 51-year-old austin-healey sprite. >> she decided to open ebay up. started clicking around, one thing led to another, and we own a car. panic. initial panic, just what do we do? i mean, we cant really afford it kind of thing but -- >> because those things you put some money ...

Clean. >> 30% of the buyers dont want to buy a home with a pool. >>steve: if you come to a house that has personalized colors -- and i was telling brendan about a kitchen my wife and i looked at was green and it drove us nuts. we might like it but the next buyer might say youve got to be kidding me. >> i had a couple that made the kitchen into a moroccan palace, the next couple might not like it. go to zillow and see whats selling in your neighborhood. try to find neutral colors. otherwise a buy...

Vast hilton ballroom. or what mitt romney would call a little fixer-upper. >> world events often intersect with the presidents jokes, take this one. >> tim pawlenty, he seems all american, but if you heard his real middle name, tim hosney pawlenty, what a shame. >> he was initially going to same tim hosni, but he changed his mind. >> he said theyre great jokes, like them all. there is one line i would change, osama bin laden has been played out, we dont need to talk about him. >> played out, he ...

For jokes at the white house. >> the speech writers at the white house reach out to the funniest people we know outside the white house. and we ask everyone for jokes. and we try to come up with jokes ourselves. usually, we just sit in the oval with him and he reads the jokes out loud. and as hes doing, that he makes et cete edits, he makes some lines himself, comes up with some jokes. >> reporter: in an election year this podium can be a great political weapon. >> its great to be eyre this even...

Evening in the vast magnificent hilton ballroom, or what mitt romney would call a little fixer-upper. >> reporter: world events often intersect with the presidents jokes. take this one in 2011. >> tim pawlenty. he seems all-american. but if you heard his real middle name, tim hosni pawlenty, what a shame. >> reporter: he was initially going to say tim osama pawlenty, but right before the dinner he changed his mind. >> we walk in, we go over the jokes of the president, and he looks at them all an...

Abodes including the car elevator at his $12 million fixer upper at lajolla. what is interesting about his attempt to claim the mantle of normal is no part of offshore accounts, his tax rate and trust funds is normal. what is normal in america? according to our friends, normal is having a job that pays you $33,000 a year, which is what half the jobs created in this country paid last year. a quarter of them paid less than $22,000 a year, which is below the federal poverty line for a family of fou...

Leader of the free world tends to draw a crowd. but the endlessly parodied and entertaining mitt romney says hes really trying to enjoy the quiet life. on wednesday the loser of the 2012 election waxed on about his newfound freedom. >> i have to admit being able to go back to my own life and going to the grocery store and shopping on my own is kind of nice to do by myself without a bunch of people hanging on. i like the life off being an american citizen. its good to live a normal life again. >>...

We have president bush doing to presidential humor. weve seen more of than a couple from president obama. >> this is my last white house correspondents dinner as president. im not sure what im going to do next. after he left office, vice president gore won an oscar and the nobel peace prize. hey, i dont know, i might win a prize, publishing clearinghouse or something. >> i went shopping at some stores in midtown. i understand governor romney went shopping for some stores in midtown. its great to...