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im pleased to report that we have now made a decisive breakthrough. we also both knew, rishi, that we could do it. after weeks of nerves, most brexiteers seemed willing to give it a chance. but... im going to find it very difficult to vote for something myself. i surely boris johnson wouldnt set out to stir the pot? facing trial by mp over whether he misled us all about what happened at number ten. new photos with bottles of booze on the desk. he still says he did nothing wrong and poi...

Im pleased to report that we have now made a decisive breakthrough. we also both knew, rishi, that we could do it. after weeks of nerves, most brexiteers seemed willing to give it a chance. but... im going to find it very difficult to vote for something myself. i surely boris johnson wouldnt set out to stir the pot? facing trial by mp over whether he misled us all about what happened at number ten. new photos with bottles of booze on the desk. he still says he did nothing wrong and pointed to la...