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So it could, if enough pressure comes on leadership and if they feel like they get a majority, they might be able to pull it o off. >> the key there is the faster that it happens, the more likely it is to happen and the longer it drags on, the less likely it gets. john stanton, thank you very being with us. appreciate it. >> sure. best new thing in the world, flat earth edition in a good way, is straight ahead. t. wow. nice place. yeah. [ chuckles ] the family thinks im out shipping these. smo...

Transmission system. >> kimberly: energy independence. >> bob: you are starting to get me to question my conclusion on this so ill wait for flat earth newsletter to make a decision. >> kimberly: you are a flat earth society. >> greg: that is all he got. what do you think? isnt this is a way to get government in your pocket? >> kimberly: embarrassing because the facts arent there to support it. why the stretch? why the gaffe to try to survive like delay have a life support trying to cling to it. ...

Sources and improve the transmission system. >> kimberly: energy independence. >> bob: you are starting to get me to question my conclusion on this so ill wait for flat earth newsletter to make a decision. >> kimberly: you are a flat earth society. >> greg: that is all he got. what do you think? isnt this is a way to get government in your pocket? >> kimberly: embarrassing because the facts arent there to support it. why the stretch? why the gaffe to try to survive like delay have a life support...

He understood the t.a.r.p. while none of us wanted to do it. if we were going to save our economy, save the world economy, it would happen. i wish we didnt have to do it either but he understood that. >> thats john boehners assessment of congressman paul ryan. he said we didnt say it. he said hes not a knuckle dragger. pointing out not one of the knuckle draggers, he implies some members are, in fact, knuckle draggers. given the stance some party members have taken we cant disagree. above and be...

Been dragged away by the scruff of their necks. undeterred by the attack, frank loy continues to work to reduce the worlds greenhouse emissions. >> if you argue today that this is all a made-up crisis, you really are in the flat earth category of believers. now watch as one woman tries to do something many people have dreamed about. no, not winning the lottery. arresting karl rove. >> i have to do a citizens arrest for treason. >> clearly shes trying to add a little pizzazz to an otherwise bor...

Global warming, which is real. >> please. >> are you noticing a theme? >> you have to get to the flat earth associate meeting. >> you have no stats when you talk. you throw it out and have nothing to back it up. you want to have global warming discussion, lets go. >> his research is up on the 17th floor. >> i want to point out we talked about white meat, now red meat. is it a question of priorities? chicken now beef? >> lam. >> its the single-most important issue facing us. >> that shows how wro...

>> you want to see dick cheney and donald rumsfeld and scooter libbey, hell join that night. theyll do their high fives and embraces and toasting victory. think about the stakes. well talk about them from now until the election. thank you for joining me, as always. >> nice to be here. coming up, the fight for fairness. democrats pushing to end taxes for the very rich. republicans looking to keep them there. whats going to win here and whats going to matter to you? also global warming environ...

>> except when it comes to global warming, which is real. >> please. >> are you noticing a theme? >> you have to get to the flat earth associate meeting. >> you have no stats when you talk. you throw it out and have nothing to back it up. you want to have global warming discussion, lets go. >> his research is up on the 17th floor. >> i want to point out we talked about white meat, now red meat. is it a question of priorities? chicken now beef? >> lam. >> its the single-most important issue facin...

To vote democrat. >> if these protections are in place of voter i.d., that might help him in a close race? >> right. i think if people cheat, we believe the people who cheat would be more likely to vote against us. >> well, did you catch that little innuendo. people who commit voter fraud are more likely to be democrats. so its actually something like this -- minority groups and older voters are not likely to have required forms to cast a ballot these days. those same groups are people who tend ...