it s a place named one america s most veteran friendly employers. next is information and entertainment in ways you never thought possible. welcome to what s next. comcastnbcuniversal. time now for the ridiculist. tonight i want to talk about one of my favorite subjects, professional football. it s a big weekend coming up, the two games what will determine who s in the super bowl. i will thank the floor crew to stop snickering. i know a little bit about football. i m a well rounded citizen. on sunday the patriots face off against the broncos and the 49ers take on the seahawks. if there s one thing i know about the seattle seahawks, is
trap, no pun intended pretends he s a woman and the guy who stole his iphone thinks he has a hot date with a woman so he slathers himself in cologne and hi, is this my iphone. grabs a hammer and he comes to the door and grabs a hammer and $20 bill and goes to the door and says, hello. and he thought he was going to have to hit the guy or something, had a $20, i don t know why he had the 20, give him 20 for his phone back? what an idiot. all women online are actually men. (laughter) there are no women on the internet. they re too smart for that, they re leading real lives, having actual conversations with human beings, not trolling around online sending pictures of themselves, those are dudes. do not respond. alisyn: that s a great lesson, tucker. clayton: wasting so much time online. (laughter) talking to our floor crew. clayton: i m inadvertently
the four americans murdered fighting for their lives in libya. steve: the defense department needs to know in advance when bad stuff happens. not making that up. brian: chairman paul ryan telling americans he will go back to work. i am house budget chair and it is part of my job to make this divided government work. brian: you can hear the disappointment. the former vp revealing what he will do next and going through election day with mitt romney. fox and friends starts right now. gretchen: you it is a good day when the floor crew is humming our theme song. brian: only one they know. gretchen: welcome everybody. petraeus scandal appears to be
suspect s recent facebook postings. all right. not even summer yet but it s already been a record-breaking hot year. temperatures in march were reportedly more than 8 degrees above normal for the lower 48 states. the national oceanic and atmospheric administration say the first three months of the year were on average 6 degrees higher. while some people may be enjoying the mild weather, it has scientists concerned about global warming. were they concerned last year when it was unbelievably snowy and frigid? did you have a rough night out drinking? your hang over john said yes. john on our floor crew said yes. your hangover could be cured, john and others by a needle. top aboard the hangover heaven bus and you can get an i.v. treatment that administers amino acids into your body. it can make you feel better in just 45 minutes. seems like a long time for a needle. anesthesiologist who founded the cure said it s f.d.a. approved. procedures start at $90 and the
those who know me know i m not a forgiven person and john fugelsang is with us, political comedian and will cain, columnist at theblaze.com. our starting point this morning is new information to tell you about that puts a new twist on the trayvon martin case. abc news is reporting the lead homicide detective investigating the shooting wanted to file manslaughter charges against george zimmerman from day one but sources tell abc news the state s attorney s office says there was not enough evidence to make an arrest and this revolution is coming the day trayvon s parents were in washington, d.c., demanding justice for their son. listen. trayvon was our son, but trayvon is your son. that s right. a lot of people can relate to our situation, taken breaks their heart, just like it breaks mine. joining us this morning, trayvon s parents, tracy martin and sabrina fulton along with attorney breenjamin crump and crystal high, going to be honoring trayvon tonight. i want to tal