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You know? when i was a kid, it was illegal to drive a car without a tie on. and now its just are these peanuts free range? is my tray table done downloading? because my e-nook needs more leg room. your seat can be used as a flotation device. it can also be used as a seat. you want to know what my carry-on baggage is? korea. >> oh, okay. drunk uncle. >> everyone is walking around with blue teeth. all these girls in their bikinis showing off their instagrams all over. if i want to see your breasts...

Inappropriate. right. >> man, this is scary. al-qaida training a new type of terrorist. one that can get through airport security no questions asked. >> uh-huh. then, brian, this couples dream turns into a nightmare. entire wedding party splashes into the water. i say this is a get up -- anna kooiman is investigating. >> did the groom run away from the bride? >> yeah! every man for himself! >> flotation device on that dress. [ male announcer ] wouldnt it be cool

thats "fantasy," by the way, is all long islanders who have contributed to the great cultural contributions of our nation. were celebrating long island this morning, everybody. our panelists this morning, washington correspondent for the new yorker, nice to have you. where about? what town? john fugal is with us, asked the question of the day on this show yesterday. well talk about that straight ahead. >> im representing stony brook as well. >> thats right by me and will cain. >> thank...

Socialist agenda. >> it might be, but -- >> it is. i didnt say it was evil. >> i think we agree. >> i say it is evil. >> i do too, but i was trying to be nice. >> the government is trying to guarantee stuff in order to preserve power. >> our constitution is a horrible model for places where people want to be guaranteed things and want like a free ride. people like paul. they shouldnt look to our constitution for that. >> thats true. >> and paul you should probably move to sweden or something. >>...

Welcome back, everybody. well, mark wahlberg and will ferrell play an "odd couple" type of police partners in the movie "the other guys" which opens today. >> peter traverse sat down with the two stars. >> excuse me, youre under arrest. okay? you have the right to remain silent. anything you do or say can be used -- um -- whats the next part? >> as a flotation device. >> as a flotation device. oh, you know what? thats very funny. >> will ferrell, mark wahlberg, the guys from "the other guys," we...

Welcome back, everybody. well, mark wahlberg and will ferrell play an "odd couple" type of police partners in the movie "the other guys" which opens today. >> peter traverse sat down with the two stars. >> excuse me, youre under arrest. okay? you have the right to remain silent. anything you do or say can be used -- um -- whats the next part? >> as a flotation device. >> as a flotation device. oh, you know what? thats very funny. >> will ferrell, mark wahlberg, the guys from "the other guys," we...

Gunman called, revealed recordings to 911. what was behind the connecticut shooting rampage. then, atomic anniversary. the hiroshima atomic bombing. 65 years ago today. whats different at todays memorial. and police parody. >> anything you do or say can be used -- um -- whats the next word? as a flotation device. >> mark wahlberg and will ferrell look for laughs in their new movie spoof. its friday, august 6th. >> from abc news, this is "world news now." >> ill go see that this weekend maybe...

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Put it in there? >> yes. >> our standard size is a square foot. square foot of this mat will absurd quart of oil in less than two minutes. ring it out, we sell ringers to go with it. ring it out and recover 200 ports of oil, 50 gallons. same product. >> mike: recover the oil? >> recover the oil. >> mike: you can use the oil? >> you can get the oil back. it doesnt pick up 1% water. >> mike: good grief. look at that! [ applause ] there is nothing in there but hair. >> just hair. we have a flotatio...

Put it in there? >> yes. >> our standard size is a square foot. square foot of this mat will absurd quart of oil in less than two minutes. ring it out, we sell ringers to go with it. ring it out and recover 200 ports of oil, 50 gallons. same product. >> mike: recover the oil? >> recover the oil. >> mike: you can use the oil? >> you can get the oil back. it doesnt pick up 1% water. >> mike: good grief. look at that! [ applause ] there is nothing in there but hair. >> just hair. we have a flotatio...