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Frontrunner donald trump calls for a total and complete shutdown of muslims entering the United States. And im calling for a total and complete shutdown of Donald Trumps mouth. cheers and applause republicans opposing trumps plans to ban muslims including jeb bush, ted cruz, and dick cheney. Or as trump is now calling them, a bunch of goddamn hippies. True. And the finalists for 2015s person of the year. This is nightly show, america, lets do it. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and...

This is nightly show, america, lets do it. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause . Larry yeah thank you very much. Welcome to the nightly show. Sorry, i had enthusiasm trapped in my throat. Im larry wilmore. Mark cuban joins us on panel tonight. Im very excited about that. applause i have a very important question from mohammed to mark cuban that i must remember. laughter cannot forget that question. Thank you, mohammed, for that question. I appreciate it. But right now, let...

Cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen hey welcome to the report. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen. Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the report. Good to have you with us. Folks, thank you. cheers and applause . Thank you for being ladies and gentlemen, i hope that ive made this clear over the years, but i love new york city. Because everything, everything in new york is bigger. Weve got the tallest buildings, the richest bankers, the racistest c...

Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the report. Good to have you with us. Folks, thank you. cheers and applause thank you for being ladies and gentlemen, i hope that ive made this clear over the years, but i love new york city. Because everything, everything in new york is bigger. Weve got the tallest buildings, the richest bankers, the racistest cabbies. In no other city to the drivers even know the proper ethnic slur for people from malta. laughter its featherhead, by the way. ...

Media access group at wgbh captioning sponsored by Comedy Central stephen tonight, new advancements in drones. I hear theyve got ones now that can carry a pilot. Then, a republican victory in colorado. Time to break out the bubbly, which is what they named their skull bong. My guest macarthur genius fellow terence tao says he learned to love math from sesame street. Thats where i learned to love cookies and hiding in trash cans. Kobe bryant has set the n. B. A. s alltime record for missed shots,...

The richest bankers, the racistest cabbies. In no other city to the drivers even know the proper ethnic slur for people from malta. laughter its featherhead, by the way. Theres one thing about new york that is not as big as we thought. It appears particular demographic in new york has been expoinencely overestimated the rat population. Common lore states there are as many rats as humans in new york city, in the neighborhood of eight million. However a statistician from Columbia University says t...

Laughing . Al roker al takes us behind the scene of his starstudded uso tour for our troops overseas, today, wednesday, october 8th, 2014. Announcer from nbc news, this is today with matt lauer and Savannah Guthrie live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. And good morning. Welcome to today on a wednesday morning. Im matt lauer, along with tamron hall, al roker and natalie morales, savannah begins on maternity leave. Its not often we begin a show by mooning you. You know what . Its worth it toda...

Reiner the director of the cardiac Catheterization Program at George Washington university hospital. Thank you for joining us, doctor. In just four weeks the u. S. Went from 2 million to 3 million coronavirus cases, but the president says that were doing great. In what world is 133,000 dead americans a sign of a great job . In a fantasy world. In the president s fantasy world. In his sort of distorted reality that hes tried to create so that he can represent a really horrible situation in order ...

Despite President Trump claiming his administration has, and i quote here done a great job in handling the virus, doctor fauci saying just the opposite today. As a country, when you compare us to other countries, i dont think you can say were doing great. I mean, were just not. Fauci also calling coronavirus the perfect storm because of how easily it is transmitted. Joining me now is dr. Jonathan reiner the director of the cardiac Catheterization Program at George Washington university hospital....

He shoots. He scores. You wish. I see you yes, i do, please have a seat. All right, cool your jets people. It counts for 30 of your grade. 30 , thats like half . I see youre doing well in math. I expect a passing grade from you. From me . Good luck with that. Arent you the mvp . I studied but i dont see why. As long as i can sign a contract and get a huge signing bonus, then who needs to study. That sounds look a Foolproof Plan but it would be nice to have something to fall back on just in case....