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>> anthony: oysters. these are the size of freakin clown shoes. >> masa: [ speaking japanese ] >> anthony: where are these from? >> masa: shimane prefecture. >> anthony: wow, just one oyster is a meal. its like as big as a steak. >> masa: yeah, yeah, yeah. thank you! just like that. >> anthony: hold it french style. >> masa: french style. [ laughter ] >> anthony: wow. >> masa: good, huh? >> anthony: mm! >> masa: right? theyre the best. >> anthony: wow, thats good. and tender for a big oyster, yo...

>> that was probably the scariest thing is that sound and not knowing whats going on. it was just kind of gut wrenching. >> holy moly! >> when mark emerges from the shelter, the true force of the tornado can be assessed. >> our house is freakin destroyed, josey. oh, my god. >> what are we going to do? >> i dont know. im in shock. i cant believe this happened. oh, my god, josey, the neighbors houses are gone. >> oh, my god! oh, my god! >> you have survived a tornados direct hit on your home. in t...

>> salesman: we do have some turkey vests. >> anthony: a turkey vest, yes, i just gotta have it. [ imitating arnold schwarzenegger ] "this is your last day on earth, mr. turkey. you will die now. prepare to meet your maker." heres the thing about hunting. the likelihood of me successfully shooting even the stupidest animal on camera are about the same as donald trump being gracious to anybody or adam sandler making a good movie. basically, a magical unicorn is going to land in front of me and sh...

>> sean: everybody thinks theres all this great barbecue in the south. its 99% terrible barbecue, and so to get real barbecue, youve got to drive. >> anthony: way out in the weeds, off the main road, and good freakin luck if you could find it, is one of the most respected barbecue joints in the u.s. of a. run by one of the most respected old-school pit masters. ask a chef. ask anybody who knows good barbecue, and they will tell you where to go. here. a run-down-looking takeout about two hours dr...

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The north and the south are mine. all seems beautifuto me. they should listen. shes a freakin demon, and she stinks, like what, sulfur. they smell like hell. >> fizzy edge of the far right conspiratorial group has been trying to get somewhere with these tee shirts. he may have needed a little more funding from the republican candidate. whats it like to ben good hands? like finding new ways to be taken care of. home, car, life insurance obviously, ohhh...

About five weeks to get that implanted and done and recoup and come back to work. i may be talking the talk, but im overweight and not walking the walk. thats not right. and im a field training officer. how am i going to look for new people who are coming in the door, theyre all fit and healthy and can outrun me. and im the one thats in charge. i think thats a little backwards. miss me? >> though her physical appearance had changed, we quickly discovered that sergeant herman had not lost a step ...

Getting more and more concerned. the wind was still going pretty crazy and i was worried that it was going to change direction. and if the wind changed direction, then we were screwed. >> richard finally admits defeat, grabs his dogs and races away from the scene. >> its not a good feeling knowing that the next time you come back to your house, its not going to be there. >> nightfalls. a caravan of the last few holdouts from the neighborhood joins richard on his escape route. >> it does. it look...

>> look at this. oh. this is not cool, shannon. we were filming out the front door and the hail was coming in from this way, just pounding the siding and pounding the getters and just ripping everything off. look at the siding. look at the siding over there. shannon! >> it is extremely loud when ice that large comes from the sky. it sounds like youre getting pummeled. so, that was the scariest portion of it all. anything that it hits, it hits with force so things are breaking very easily. >> loo...

Getting more and more concerned. the wind was still going pretty crazy and i was worried that it was going to change direction. if the wind changed direction, then we were screwed. >> richard finally admits defeat, grabs his dogs and races away from the scene. >> its not a good feeling knowing that the next time you come back to your house, its not going to be there. night falls. a caravan of the last few holdouts from the neighborhood joins richard on his escape route. >> it does. it looks like...