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Here the water is still cold. i think they will be really full. >> im thinking really? are these prime fishing waters? i dont know about this. with all this boat traffic and all these people so close to the action, i cant see much of anything living down there. >> okay. we anchor here. >> but i am famous for my optimism, so i dutifully suited up for what was advertised as a three-hour cruise. ♪ so i get in the water, and im paddling around. and splash! suddenly, theres a dead sea creature sink...

Here the water is still cold. i think they will be really full. >> im thinking really? are these prime fishing waters? i dont know about this. with all this boat traffic and all these people so close to the action, i cant see much of anything living down there. >> okay. we anchor here. >> but i am famous for my optimism, so i dutifully suited up for what was advertised as a three-hour cruise. ♪ so i get in the water, and im paddling around. and splash! suddenly, theres a dead sea creature sink...

Half-frozen freakin octopus, but it goes on. one dead cuttlefish, octopus, frozen sea urchin after another, splash, splash, splash. each specimen drops among the rocks or along the sea floor, to be heroically discovered by ture moments later and proudly shown off to camera, like im not actually watching as the confederate in the next boat over hurls them into the water one after another. im no marine biologist, but i know dead octopus when i see one. pretty sure they dont drop from the sky and s...

Bucce, and small clams. i think they will be really full. >> im thinking really? are these prime fishing waters? i dont know about this. with all this boat traffic and all these people so close to the action, i cant see much of anything living down there. >> okay. we anchor here. >> but i am famous for my optimism, so i dutifully suited up for what was advertised as a three-hour cruise. ♪ so i get in the water, and im paddling around. and splash! suddenly, theres a dead sea creature sinking sl...

No, it doesnt take like chicken at all. >> this is your first time? >> yeah. >> wow. thats something. i think you almost eat everything. >> yeah, at this point, you know, animals see me and like oh -- >> no, no. >> not that guy. theres a joke around here somewhere, but to tell you the truth, the stuff is just too good. its like 10 below zero in this freakin town. that generally does not spell a good time for me. a good time for me is more like a palm tree, a beach, a swimming pool, with only c...

Surgery so i took a leave of absence for about five weeks to get that implanted and done and recoup and come back to work. i may be talking the talk, but im overweight and not walking the walk. thats not right. and im a field training officer. how am i going to look for new people who are coming in the door, theyre all fit and healthy and can outrun me. and im the one thats in charge. i think thats a little backwards. miss me? >> though her physical appearance had changed, we quickly discovered ...

All the boat traffic and all these people and so close to the action i cant see much of anything living down there. >> okay. we anchor here. >> but i am famous for my optimism, so i dutifully suited up for what was advertised as a three-hour cruise. ♪ so i get in the water, and im paddling around. and splash. suddenly theres a dead sea creature sinking slowly so the seabed in front of me. are they kidding me? im thinking can this be happening? splash. theres another one. splash, another rigor ...

And splash. suddenly theres a dead sea creature sinking slowly so the seabed in front of me. are they kidding me? im thinking can this be happening? splash. theres another one. splash, another rigor mortis half-frozen freakin octopus but it goes on. one dead cuttlefish, octopus, frozen sea urchin after another, splash, splash, splash. each specimen drops among the rocks or along the sea floor, to be heroically discovered and proudly shown off to camera, like im not actually washing as the confed...

I think they will be really full. >> im thinking really? are these prime fishing waters? i dont know about this. all the boat traffic and all these people and so close to the action i cant see much of anything living down there. >> okay. we anchor here. >> but i am famous for my optimism, so i dutifully suited up for what was advertised as a three-hour cruise. ♪ so i get in the water, and im paddling around. and splash. suddenly theres a dead sea creature sinking slowly so the seabed in front ...

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