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Consistently, since hes been campaigning in 2007, 2008, hes proven consistently not to understand our community. >> apparently he doesnt even understand that the affordable care act is not affordable because eventually it that guys question, he said, you should just sign up for medicaid. >> the funny part is two things. one, the president made this statement when he was talking to spanish language television viewers. its something that i think english media would have caught on right away at how...

Animated. but those are real kids. youre going to meet that family of dancing sisters here live this hour on this thursday morning because #morningsarebetterwithfriends. >> this is allen thicke. youre watching "fox & friends." get a life. that was a little bit of a disat the end. >> funny guy. >> i remember his late night show. remember he was going to take on carson? that lasted a week. >> in the thick of the night, something like that. >> in the dark or something like that. youre not going t...

The labor department, so therefore, you cannot work extra time. there was an implicit deal when you first start a job, you do everything you can to get a job to prove you can take on more than you have, you deliver more than youre required, but i guess thats done now. we have to reproach how we purchase work if this is going to go forward. it looks like hell push this forward. which makes us wonder, how would you come up with a slogan for our country? >> we asked you and you responded. tom on fa...

Visits provide many inmates a glimmer of hope for the future, but for david scritchfield, its a sight he may never see. >> i fell for a staff member here. she got fired. this is paula, the love of my life. i cant even have visitation. >> well, i met him while i was working at the penitentiary, and he was one of my patients. he is a real smart one, smart alec, funny guy. i was too. i was feisty right back to him, and so we just started messing around, joking around like that. i think thats what o...

Visits provide many inmates a glimmer of hope for the future, but for david scritchfield, its a sight he may never see. >> i fell for a staff member here. she got fired. this is paula, the love of my life. i cant even have visitation. >> well, i met him while i was working at the penitentiary, and he was one of my patients. he is a real smart one, smart alec, funny guy. i was too. i was feisty right back to him, and so we just started messing around, joking around like that. i think thats what o...

Marry. he was shot and killed in front of his wife in a shopping mall parking lot over the weekend. friends and neighbors still realing over this tragedy. >> light hearted funny guy. just lit up the room when he was in there. he was always happy. >> police found the stolen suv in an abandoned parking lot in newark, new jersey. the two-car jackers are still at large. >> we have a heartwarming update for you to the story we have been following this week. the blind man remember whose guide dog save...

Visits provide many inmates a glimmer of hope for the future, but for david scritchfield, its a sight he may never see. >> i fell for a staff member here. she got fired. this is paula, the love of my life. i cant even have visitation. >> well, i met him while i was working at the penitentiary, and he was one of my patients. he is a real smart one, smart alec, funny guy. i was too. i was feisty right back to him, and so we just started messing around, joking around like that. i think thats what o...

Should do it. >> the three ameeg owes. >> were in egypt talking about how the muslim brotherhood caused 9/11. >> i like this guy. funny guy. >> please be at jimmy kimmel tonight. >> yeah. >> could these three people be any more condescending. >> we were nothing 236 years ago. today we are strong. >> maybe some day, egypt, you will be strong enough to build something lasting. maybe. ? lets get to the panel 6789 joining us is karen finney, and there is a lot happening in washington this week thank...

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>> they won. they have to pay, but they won. >> truly the root of the problem, the admission there is a problem. that is the only way that change will come about. >> they have made some changes too. cant lead with your head on a lot of tackles. made the game a bit safer. one of the biggest things it is going to keep changing. they know like an 800-pound gorilla. a lot of talk, kickoffs, the play most get concussions. >> collisions. >> run the fastest, down the field before impact. there probably...