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Came to his side. >> but it was so new, right on the tail end of the news, getting horrific pictures. i understand theres a time and place for a joke, but it seemed poorly timed. >> seann william scott, stiffler. he has checked himself into rehab voluntarily. hes 34 years old. he did not say why or for what reason or ailment that he might be checking in. he said through a representative that hes voluntarily admitted himself for proactive treatment to address a health issue, also some personal is...

Getting horrific pictures. i understand theres a time and place for a joke, but it seemed poorly timed. >> seann william scott, stiffler. he has checked himself into rehab voluntarily. hes 34 years old. he did not say why or for what reason or ailment that he might be checking in. he said through a representative that hes voluntarily admitted himself for proactive treatment to address a health issue, also some personal issues. >> we dont know why. >> we dont know why. we wish him the best. >> go...

The groups political director, chuck cunningham, while repeatedly referring to mayor bloomberg as mayor blame said, "he likes to blame everyone else for violent crime in new york city. hes also blamed mother nature for his recent problems with snow removal. shes not after illegal guns, hes after your guns. and thats a real snow job." funny guy, chuck cunningham. heres what chuck cunninghams nra propaganda machine doesnt want you to know. in the years since new york city officials started crackin...

The groups political director, chuck cunningham, while repeatedly referring to mayor bloomberg as mayor blame said, "he likes to blame everyone else for violent crime in new york city. hes also blamed mother nature for his recent problems with snow removal. shes not after illegal guns, hes after your guns. and thats a real snow job." funny guy, chuck cunningham. heres what chuck cunninghams nra propaganda machine doesnt want you to know. in the years since new york city officials started crackin...

Americans killed every day in the united states by a gun. and of course, the most successful lobbying group in the history of lobbying, the national rifle association, was quick to respond. the groups political director, chuck cunningham, while repeatedly referring to mayor bloomberg as mayor blame said, "he likes to blame everyone else for violent crime in new york city. hes also blamed mother nature for his recent problems with snow removal. hes not after illegal guns, hes after your guns. and...

>> still getting punches in? are you still getting punches in? you are confused. get it, oli. >> that has success all over it. does anybody want to hear from this guy? >> i think everybody wants to hear from this guy. it will be fleeting. it is cheap to use him. he has little to know tv experience. he is only interested because he sleeps with prostitute, and we could all anybody. they should call it, kathy parker and the guy who schlepped with somebody. in bed you said there was something wrong ...

Than elliott spitzer. >> he is the only one left alive from "different strokes." >> hes alive? >> theoretically. >> does it give everybody hope they will get a show. >> i think both these stories gives them confidence they will hit the jackpot. the vice president walks in and you are getting a book deal out of that. >> just have sex with one famous guy and you never have to work again. >> thats what i did. >> who was it? >> i am not telling you, but i am in a lot of movies with hem. >> i think t...

Reads him a peter north movie. it is explicit talking about -- dropping a north wrench. >> you just ate yours. >> he is crashing in. >> crashing into a group. >> here, north. >> have you not watched porn since like 86? >> it is l allen south now. >> greg, you said no guy asked for an abdominal massage. there is a practice called chi-ne-song. it is an origin in which the massage therapist was trained and involved with massaging the abdomen to train internal organs to work efficiency. >> the guy w...

>> it is weird. it is like a funny, mushy movie? >> it is a funny, funny movie. there are a couple parts in there of mushiness, but nothing like where all of a sudden it is -- you know, take a bike turn like a james brooks movie and is serious. >> we are not getting sear us why. >> i want to ask you about david spade. he is being seen with that chick padma from "top chef." >> he is? >> so i want to ask you, why has he slept with every top woman in hollywood? >> i think spade made a list in high ...

>> well, he is a physical freak. hes 77". so any time you see somebody 77", it gets your attention. and then you wonder can this guy play? he is one of those guys. any time you are going to the basket you are looking for him. a bunch of guys say they are shot blockers who are not shot blockers. but any time you went to the basket you were looking for manute. he tried to block every shot. it didnt matter if you were physical or you dunked on him. he wanted to keep trying to block shots. >> it was...