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Million people watching us on television. every second if we added that up, we can multiply that by seconds and minutes, we could claim that this segment is being viewed a billion times. the reality is theres about a million viewers. thats the kind of funny math that is going on on elon musks website. thats why trump can claim he was the winner last night when, in fact, he was not. the nielsen ratings for the actually debate are pretty strong. for example, in new york the debate was more popular...

Meanwhile, nbc news obtained audio recordings of a mother plead being a judge to get her daughter back. >> translator: well, what i want before anything is to have my daughter with me. >> where is your daughter? >> translator: if phoenix, arizona. >> all right, maam, is there anything you want to say about your case? >> translator: right now i am unable to answer any questions, your honor. i just want my daughter with me. >> keeping a close eye on the story, mariana atencio and jacob soboroff fr...

Shutting down the government and trying to block all this immigration stuff. it plays to the republican base, but theyve got to be pretty careful doing that sort of stuff. >> yeah. be willing to lose the primary to win the election. >> to win the election, lose the election, lose the primary. >> all kinds of funny math. >> well keep rapping, okay? >> no, not here. just ahead, a replacement for joan rivers on "fashion poli police." and stephen hawking has a bond villain? entertainment is next...

Bit of funny math. >> with millions of obamacare applicants appearing out of thin air now in the last few days, kathleen sebelius is fighting off allegations they are cooking the books. >> the real question is, when have they not lied about obamacare? >> you know, they say they had 7 million startups. now does anybody really believe that? just an impossibility. its actually impossible. >> well, you know, jamaal, if the donald says it, it must be true. i mean, we had the birthers, now we have the...

And if youre still questioning how desperate they are, i give you this. >> i dont think it means anything, chris. i think they tier cooking the books on this. >> the numbers are a bit of funny math. >> with millions of obama care applicants appearing out of thin air now in the last few days, kathleen sebelius is fighting off allegations that theyre cooking the books. >> the real question is when have they not lies about obamada obamadare. >> they say they had 7 million start-ups, does anyone rea...

At least some acceptance? not quite. >> youve said cooking the books. the administration. do you stand by that? >> i do. we still dont know how many people who have gone to the website to sign up actually paid. >> we dont even know what those numbers mean. we dont know how many of those folks actually paid the premiums. >> look, the numbers are a bit of funny math, because theyre giving you numbers of who signed up. the numbers dont reflect, number one, who actually bought insurance and paid the...

>> i do. we still dont know how many people who have gone to the website to sign up actually paid. >> we dont even know what those numbers mean. we dont know how many of those folks actually paid the premiums. >> look, the numbers are a bit of funny math, because theyre giving you numbers of who signed up. the numbers dont reflect, number one, who actually bought insurance and paid their first months premium. >> and now there are more lies coming out today. seven million, which they clearly have...

>> the same newspaper that started this investigation. got one of the teachers to talk to them and come clean with everything that was happening also has been doing this investigation around the country and found out a lot of districts are showing up with the same kind of funny math when it comes to scores. >> test scores improve from year to year in a strange unbelievable way. 200 other school systems around the country are dubious in the way theyre grading according to research. you may see mo...

yesterday. today, theyre offering an apology. the big mistaking that had people thinking they had gotten the bargain of the year. but first, here are your options. resign or be fired. that is the ultimatum that was just given to nearly 200 educators tied to one of the largest school cheating scandals in u.s. history. it was just over a week ago, a state investigation revealed 178 teachers, including 38 principals, woulding at 44 schools cheated for students on standardized tests in a...

Bills. but households making more than 20 times that, a million dollars and up would see an average tax cut of 100 times larger, around $50,000 on average. so how does this tax plan geared towards the middle class? well, its not. it is a tax plan for millionaires. if that is the bill republicans want, they should just sell it for what it is. but please, do not try to mislead us with funny math. >> all right, now we did that based on the first version of it. it changed a little bit. but its still...