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people are dead and 14 injured outside a night club. in arizona, two people were killed and two others injured were outside a bar. in lexington, kentucky, people were shot at a funeral. in summerton, south carolina, one woman was killed when someone opened fire on a graduation party. these are just the shootings that cnn has details on to share with you. lets go to the terrifying shooting in philadelphia. polo sandoval is there. polo, a chaotic scene in a very busy area. what are polic...

Was fired by islamichhad from a nearby cemetery. It was at the time that 6 59pm when there were reports of an explosion at the Ali Al Madani hospital in gaza city. According to our intelligence, hamas checked the reports, understood it was an Islamichhad Rocket that had misfired and decided to launch a Global Media Campaign to hide what really happened. They went as far as inflating the numbers of casualties. They understood with absolute certainty that it was a rocket misfired by islamichhad th...

Good evening, were live injerusalem, as diplomatic efforts to try to ease the worsening humanitarian situation in gaza intensify. The german chancellor olaf scholz has been meeting Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in tel aviv, and Tomorrowjoe Biden is expected in israel for talks. But its a tricky diplomatic mission. The us wants to show solidarity with israel, but also press for ways to ease the suffering in gaza, where the United Nations says supplies of food, fuel and water are dwindling, an...

Day i think the main thing is im probably going to have to find another route and it might be family or it might be trying to switch my schedule around at work which is going to be difficult. So many people are all for helping other countries, were helping ukraine a lot and helping other countries and helping immigrants come into our country. We need to help our own American Children and families like yours. Ashley, josephine, thank you so much for coming on. We appreciate it. Okay. The second h...

Light devices responsible for destroying your childs sleep . Well hear how Hospital Attendances in england for children under 1a with Sleep Disorders have tripled in ten years. I end iend up i end up asking her if she wants it because then i can get stuff done. Hello. Welcome to the programme. Were live until 11. Ina in a second we will bring you more on the deal about selling temper macro to the french. And well discuss how police in durham are planning to give free heroin to addicts in a bid t...

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How we got to be careful not to spend all of this time on something that is really unlikely. heres a funny one for you, eric greathouse md based an entire episode on this kind of toothpick story. let everyone watching, millions of people to think this toothpick was going to get you. when in reality chat gigi p is right there. heres an example using ai can help us tow the light and not play to peoples fears. i agree with that. we need the right answer. what is the risk of swallowing a tooth? what...

Against mr. santos citing a series of different kind of campaign finance related issues. one of the key ones that they pointed out, first, sudden now reporting has to do with a bunch of these kind of odd expenditures for $199.99. this was kind of a funny one. we are reporting that no one was really sure exactly what that 200 dollar limit was. but it turns out that that this sort of a threshold in which you are absolutely required to keep receipts for your expenses. and, so, in fact there are i t...