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This country. lets take a look at your response. what is a pansy? yep, you found a way to insult liberals in this country. >> she was wrong. the correct answer was bleeding heart, of course. becky who is an npr producer said the best part on twitter was when someone said why real life a 5.5, but on jeopardy a 9. >> what kind of answer was that? >> a funny one. >> was she trying to be funny? >> i dont think she was, actually. do you think she was? >> wasnt one of the clues that it was not -- it w...

Was a bunch of girls playing with her. and i think it really speaks to the fact that students can support each other. >> that is wonderful. i know that in the original intent was to have this be anonymous, but youre seeing that these kids even at this young age in third grade they can be very empathetic. >> absolutely. you know i think especially in school, teachers know that we teach the student, not the subject. and so we really look for those social/emotional skills and point that out and wan...

Normally get a chance to see. >> speaking of rainforest, i have to tell you, we are going to have some animals from the rainforest. im a little nervous because im not great with wild animals, except for you. >> are any of us? >> you tamed me just fine. >> might be hope for me after all. now an artistic challenge. could you draw a map of your state? >> folks in texas took the challenge yesterday to mark the states independence day as the day 1836 when texas broke away from mexico. look at the r...

There. >> how did the hosts, carrie underwood and brad paisley do. >> they are amazing, kind of like you guys. great chemistry. >> im brad paisley. hes carrie underwood. >> youre the funny one. >> this was the seventh year in a row for those two. and they have a tremendous chemistry. brad is so quick on his feet. he is so good at doing that. so is she, by the way. i think they should one day host the oscars. they have to. >> garth brooks as well showed up. is he still country music royalty? >> g...

>> they are amazing, kind of like you guys. great chemistry. >> im brad paisley. hes carrie underwood. >> youre the funny one. >> this was the seventh year in a row for those two. and they have a tremendous chemistry. brad is so quick on his feet. he is so good at doing that. so is she, by the way. i think they should one day host the oscars. they have to. >> garth brooks as well showed up. is he still country music royalty? >> garth is coming back with an album and major tour. garth was the fir...

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I have got to tell you this one, you know those knock, knock jokes? >> yeah, but theyre old now. >> i have got a real good one, a real funny one, go ahead, start, say it. >> knock, knock. >> who is there? >> there was only three networks, there was only one late night show, really, jack parr -- >> they dont understand what -- how we do this show. we just keep talking with no script. >> i know. its agony! >> jack parr invented the late night television talk show. >> you feel confident? >> there i...

Real funny one, go ahead, start, say it. >> knock, knock. >> who is there? >> there was only three networks, there was only one late night show, really, jack parr -- >> they dont understand what -- how we do this show. we just keep talking with no script. >> i know, it is agony. >> jack parr invented the late night television talk show. >> you feel confident? there is not a man in the world to beat me. im as good as liberace. >> jack had in his corner his personality. his fabulous, complex, frig...