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Is there anything better than the Dallas Cowboys?

The City of Abilene created three parody songs to help raise awareness for recycling in the Key City.

What songs would you come up with?

This holiday season make gift-giving easy, by giving the gift of food. Most Abilene barbecue restaurants offer meat gift ideas.

Tis the season for Christmas music but instead of listening to traditional holiday jams, listen to these rockin' tunes.

The Return of the Nutcracker is coming to the Paramount Theatre 352 Cypress Street on December 18th. Get ready for gut-busting laughter and get your tickets early.

While many people are on their best behavior this time of year, some like to be a little naughty and end up on Santa's bad side.

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