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I'm crushing your head, Sideshow Bob still wants Bart dead, Cecily Strong enjoys some red, what Toni Morrison once said, and much more from...

Skeleton on balcony, student humility, 13 going on 30, lives in your head rent free, and much more from this week in funny tweets. May 7...

when youre having a great time with your new toy but then find out its not for you pic.twitter.com/CNUvnVeN03 — Living Morganism �� (@ok_girlfriend) February 19, 2021 republicans: if you dont like it here then leave ted cruz: ok Couples on onlyfans captioning their videos like "oiled up slut takes bbc" like sir, that is your wife. — Majin Buu (@Jessieraee5) February 19, 2021 Instead of having to raise money to survive every catastrophe, I think we should have some kind of official body ...

February 12 mfs be like "feb" cuz they cant spell februawary — ً (@imakayIa) February 13, 2021 Its been two days & im still losing it over this pic.twitter.com/tptRIgqU9v — ambrr (@amberharlow__) February 13, 2021 Just taking a moment to enjoy this comedy of errors again pic.twitter.com/rqVnPKi4pE — Jessica Baker ��✨ (@JessBoneBreaker) February 12, 2021 You know who doesnt get impostor syndrome? Cats. Not only does every cat know theyre a cat, I think every cat believes firmly, wit...

February 5 Emo: The world is fucked and Im sad Goth: The world is fucked but theres beauty Ska: The world is fucked. I have a trumpet — Bly ������ (@PunkRockPagan) February 5, 2021 white lady asked if she could go in front of me at Starbucks today and I said "no its black history month" lmfaoo why she say "ok im sorry" — �� (@HalleDria) February 5, 2021 jane fonda jane fonda Remember when Papa John got all sweaty, ate 50 pizzas in 30 days, and promised "the day of reckoning ...

January 22 I miss real life friends but at least I have this app, where I hate everyone and they hate me too — Better things are possible (@InternetHippo) January 23, 2021 my cat has become OBSESSED with sitting in on my zoom calls and has now perfected the art of glaring straight down the camera pic.twitter.com/RbFSQSlkV6 — Abby Tomlinson (@twcuddleston) January 22, 2021 The theme of Pulp Fiction is breakfast disappointment. Jules and Vincent ruin the burgers breakfast for the guys and rui...

Breakfast time machine, a mobile cat latrine, disgusted wax Springsteen, notes from the Pringles street team, and much more from this week i...