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Mccarthy and the rest of the Republican Leadership knew what they were getting into with Marjorie Taylor greene in the beginning. She had a primary. There was, i think, a Brain Surgeon she was running against but they didnt want to interfere. That was the time to say, you know what . We will leave it up to the voters of georgia, but should she come to washington, she is not going to be given much opportunity because we do have standards, and once you stalk the children who lived through a mass s...

Views on qanon and questionable sentiment, republicans believe her issues are being used to smear them during a substantive debate on the future of the party and point out democrats control controversial members of their own in their caucus like Congresswoman Ilhan omar who ran against the primary opponent who accused her of antisemitism and Alexandria Ocasio Cortez who claims gop lawmakers tried to get her killed and prehuman, wellintentioned serious people do not recklessly accuse a fellow mem...

Youre watching the fimt farewell for officer brian sicknick, the hearse poised to leave the capitol for the last time. The capitol he had served and defended and died in defending the capitol in the assault on january 6th. That is the east front of the capitol. The leaders have escorted him down to the plaza. The remains were brought down with military precision. There was the mournful playing of the bagpipes of Amazing Grace and those final steps by the pall bearers carrying a flag, as well, th...

His shadow . Dana every groundhogs Worst Nightmare today running into Bill Deblasio. He dropped the groundhog in new york. Bill that was hedge hog sam. It wasnt the original punxsutawney. Dana no, he is protected. Bill i love the turtleneck. I forgot mine. Dana i think i might try to wear a turtleneck every day this week. Look, you got a lot of compliments. You didnt . I think so. If you wore a turtleneck you might break the internet. Well see. Lots more to get to this morning. Bill not indoors....

3,000 u. S. Troops to europe as the threat of a russian invasion looms over ukraine. Hello, welcome to America Reports for a wednesday, john roberts in washington. Sandra, good to be back with you. Sandra great to see you. Welcome back. Sandra smith in new york. Additional forces are deploying to poland, germany and romania, all of which are nato members, on top of the 8500 troops already on high alert and ready for deployment if needed. John the pentagon says the u. S. Is committed to defending...

Is real . As real as my blue eyes . Or her wine consumption . You know something israel when there is mindboggling increase in crime. I been here for about 18 years after emigrating from california. Weve covered the stories until we were blue in the face. How can anybody deny this . We have been mapping the smiles and started. It began were all lies dead wit cnn. Crime is rising to go. Defund the police. Shouldnt he retract that . Everything he just rolled his eyes at happened. If you look at th...

Is real . As real as my blue eyes . Or her wine consumption . You know something israel when there is mindboggling increase in crime. I been here for about 18 years after emigrating from california. Weve covered the stories until we were blue in the face. How can anybody deny this . We have been mapping the smiles and started. It began were all lies dead wit cnn. Crime is rising to go. Defund the police. Shouldnt he retract that . Everything he just rolled his eyes at happened. If you look at th...

A month ago. And the president bragging today about how the jobs report beat expectations. But americans better not even think that this means we can get on with our lives. Americas job machine is growing stronger than ever know that after almost two years the physical and emotional weight ofmo a pandemic has been incredibly difficult to bear for so many. Ha the covid crisis hass been cut in half, down in half in just three weeks. Still too many cases still we have to be on alert with the extrao...

A month ago. And the president bragging today about how the jobs report beat expectations. But americans better not even think that this means we can get on with our lives. Americas job machine is growing stronger than ever know that after almost two years the physical and emotional weight ofmo a pandemic has been incredibly difficult to bear for so many. Ha the covid crisis hass been cut in half, down in half in just three weeks. Still too many cases still we have to be on alert with the extrao...

Is real . As real as my blue eyes . Or her wine consumption . You know something israel when there is mindboggling increase in crime. I been here for about 18 years after emigrating from california. Weve covered the stories until we were blue in the face. How can anybody deny this . We have been mapping the smiles and started. It began were all lies dead wit cnn. Crime is rising to go. Defund the police. Shouldnt he retract that . Everything he just rolled his eyes at happened. If you look at th...