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Disaster. Bizarre. Thats how some republicans are describing senator katy barretts response to bidens State Of The Union. Lets go outfront. Good evening. Im erica hill in for erin burnett. Outfront tonight, breaking news. Biden turning up the heat on trump, riding the momentum from his state of the Union Address just moments ago, wrapping up a visit to the key battleground state of pennsylvania, making it clear he is not afraid to take on trump. Donald trump and the maga republicans are trying t...

All right units friday you know if that means lets welcome tonights guest hes the only one on the panel who still looks like his yearbook picture of the host of the god bends and show guy benson if only his jokes were sharper says razors comedian and founder of western Razor Company david angelo shes like a pothole on the street people always trying to avoid her the New York Times bestselling author and fox contributor and finally he trims his beard with a Grazing Flock Of Sheep the New York Tim...

Laura hi im everyone imht laur. A and him and this is the Ingraham Angle from washington tonight. To a always, thank you for being with us. Apology to a killer pier that is the focus of tonights angle. S now, once in a while biden lets his old self slip out and he says something he would say when his party used to be a little bit sensible. Laken riley, an innocentom young woman who waans killed bye illegal. That is right. About how many of thousands of people have been killed by illegals . Speak...

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy tuesday, everybody. You i love every one of you. Almost too much. All right, lets get started. Dylan mulvaney is trying Dylarom Chfrom Trans Gender Influencer to stand up comic after the budweiserr you fiasco. You got to admit, that takes. I know where this is going. Oing a government sponsor report says the Country Shoul D move quickly to prevent Artificial Intelligence from Making Humanityi from extinct. Y which is why ive created a robot that pokes holes, and afte...

Im grand kids should be able to use tiktok, just not have their data used. In the security of our country. And by the way, themselves, as they grow old and the kind of data thats being collected, the kind of a Logarithm Set are being developed in controlling what theyre seeing on tiktok the information that theyre seeing, the messages that are being sent the president says that he will sign it if you all are able to pass it. But i guess the big question, a lot of people are talking about is shou...

The list includes Alexei Navalny, who died in prison last month. But navalny was by no means the first putin opponent to die an untimely death. Lets start with the late Boris Nemtsov. Nemtsov had been an ally of putins predecessor, boris yeltsin. When putin emerged from relative obscurity to grab the presidency, nemtsov became a noisy opponent and in 2015, he was shot dead close to the kremlin. Who ordered the assassination . Well, the truth has never come out, but putins opponents have little d...

Those also. But first lets look at tonights guest. He sells his fans razors in case they prefer suicide. [applause] can we go back really quick . Doesnt he look like a member of kiss without the makeup . She is such a whiz they put her on Philly Cheesesteak fox News Business Anchor Lawrence and eddie. [applause] and to terrify the minions. Charlie her. And finally she is like barbie small and one with fake hair. Cap cat kat timpf. Now before we get to some stories and we had plenty of them lets ...

That they have gone through, frankly, are continuing to go through. This crisis is far from over. Theres so much frustration, theres so much suffering, you know . The real mourning has not even been able to begin to start because of people really looking to how do i just get me and my family to tomorrow. Joey yeah. And even still firefighters are working to pull ily contain some fires burning on the island. Officials calling it the worst Natural Disaster in hawaiis history. To a fox news alert, ...

Good evening. Im abby phillip in new york. And tonight, how joe biden got his groove back and why youre about to hear what he said last night. More than a taylor swift single on the radio. 30 plus Million People tuned in last night to watch the president insist that the state of our union is strong, but also to see if biden could still look strong himself. Its something republicans told you over and over again that he simply could not do. President biden, on the other hand, im not even sure if h...