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ship or surface platform of some kind as a kind of home base of which it is linkedch the vehicle that has been lost, that theyre looking for right now is the ship from which it launched lost contact with it yesterday about an hour and 45 minutes after it45 started a dive. the dive was supposed to be about 2 1/2 hours down, 3 hours on the bottom of the ocean, and another 2 hours back. so it was supposed to be about 8 hours beneath the waves, but about an hour and three quarters into tha...

"big weekend show" the big story tonight, the final countdown from the iowa caucuses and iowa is in the middle of a deep-freeze but the battle to win over hawkeye state voters is red-hot. fox news power rankings has former president trump is a clear frontrunner. ron desantis and he haley jockeying for second-place. vivek ramaswamy still hanging in foxbusiness correspondent grady trumbull picks up team coverage from iowa and des moines. trump is attacking vivek ramaswamy. >> he hasnt sp...

during the visit assuring that u.s. and china dont veer into conflict. lucas tomlinson is ticking things off for us, hey, lucas. >> ahead of the trip to china, proib president biden appearing to downplay the chinese balloon on the week long odyssey across the country. including flying over american nuclear missile bases. >> i dont think the leadership knew where it was and knew what was in it and knew what was going on. i think it was more embarrassing than it was intentional. >> and a...

one, two, three. that was my shoe! >> that is your shoe. >> what color is it? >> these are my shoes. >> are they new? >> yeah. >> and what color are they? >> pink. >> lovely! >> hello and welcome. im jesse l. martin. the southern coast of portugal -- beautiful beaches, perfect weather, picturesque towns. its the ideal setting for a getaway. but for one british family, the perfect vacation became an unimaginable horror. may 2007 -- 3-year-old madeleine mccann disappeared from her bed at...

begin with a fox news alert. we have just been notified within the last few minutes that the united states, along with our allies in the u.k. have begun striking the iran-backed houthi group inside of yemen. now, we do not know the extent of these strikes but they come after the houthis have been launching missiles and one way drones on u.s. positions and commercial vessels in the middle east now for a number of months. picking up in recent days in fact this action by the administratio...

lets take a look at the weeks top stories. >> as you know, i cant talk about particulars of this or any other ongoing criminal manner. as i said when i appointed mr. smith i did so because it underscored the justice departments commitment to an oath independents and accountability. mr. smith is a veteran career prosecutor. he has assembled a group ive experienced and talented prosecutors. and agents, whose share his commitment to integrity and the rule of law. any questions about this ...

queer and trans nuns. correspondent jeff paul tracking that story from our west coast news room, hey, jeff. >> weeks of controversy for the dodgers finally coming to an end tonight, uninvited then reinvited lgbtq+ group of satirical nuns known as the sisters of perpetual indulgence with the teams community hero award. one hour before the game started and as can you probably see by this video that captured the moment, the stands were mostly empty. outside the stadium the message of thou...

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ kennedy: 2024, it is here and i admit that it was a lovely feeling, turning the page, last years garbage fire we can know yet if this year will be smoking hot, full get burned by every type of unimaginable madness again. emily theres a host of things to look forward to your lucky loop driving by the car crash politics and culture, the iowa caucuses were just over a week away endospore: pushers, they cannot wait for the circus of power-hungry hopefuls to leave them alone...

story." im anderson cooper. youve probably heard of magic mushrooms. mushrooms which contain psilocybin, a natural substance that can cause hallucinations when ingested. magic mushrooms became popular in the united states in the 1960s. but in the last decade theres been an increasing amount of research into psilocybin to see if it could help treat depression, anxiety and substance abuse. magic mushrooms are still illegal on the federal level but a few states have decriminalized them an...

trans tuesday. >> hey wait a minute im not tuesday im saturday. >> greg: welcome to trans tuesday. im your host angela lansbury. >> tyrus: how dare you. >> greg: i did it for you ithank you. >> greg: tonights topic jaws dropped after a top gets popped. after meeting with president biden at a pride event on saturday a transgender influencer bared her breasts on the south lawn. >> hi, mr. president. >> how are you. >> it is an honor trans rights are human rights. ♪ ♪ >> are we toples...