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Force a penguin jump on a boat to escape. but when it comes to the most persistent boat crasher, take a gander at this goose. >> oh, my! what a crazy goose. the sucker wont leave her alone. get. get. that suckers crazy! look at that crazy sucker. >> reporter: at least the whale didnt chase the sailboat. actually, environmental officials are checking reports that perhaps the sailboat was harassing the whale by being too close. paloma says that just wasnt so. they were sail would you get a motor. ...

Their 32-foot boat. the whale seemed fine afterwards, though he left some blubber on deck. were you thinking "jaws"? >> no, not at all. i wasnt scared at all. >> were going to need a bigger boat. >> reporter: all they need is a repaired mast. the photo of the encounter was shot by a tourist in a nearby boat. theyd all been watching the whale repeatedly surfacing when it crashed the yacht. now, its one thing if a flying carp flies into your boat. >> oh, my -- >> reporter: or flies directly into y...

That phrase into something catchy. i know they did this for the flu and water pollution. maybe ill take a gander at them and see how excited you can be. all right. good luck on that contest if you decide to participate. but at 13 minutes after the hour, heres what we planned. >> the army reviewing its invitation now to evangelist franklin graham to speak on national prayer day after a group complained about his past statements about muslims. but whats really behind the change of heart? franklin ...

It is a respirator of reason. president obama faced a few hecklers and went after him about the dont ask, dont tell policy. take a began der, began der -- take a gander, gander takers. >> she is passionate about jobs, jobs with good wages and jobs with good benefits. she is passionate about fighting for californias families. we are going to do that! hold on a second. we are going to do that. >> yes we can! yes we can! yes we can! all right.

Night in the roost. they said something about proper gan da, she said. ive always suspected that, said the rooster and he went around the barn yard the next day telling everyone the very fine gander was a dangerous bird, more than likely a hawk in ganders clothing. a small brown hen remembered a time when she had seen the gander talking with some hawks in the forest. they were up to no good, she said. a duck remembered the gander had once told him he did not believe in anything. he said to hell ...

Government by violence must be driven out of the country. the very proper gander, by james thurber. thats "countdown" with portions written by james thurber. "the rachel maddow show" show is next. good night, and good luck. good evening. thanks very much to you at home for staying with us tonight. we have a very big friday night show ahead, including senator claire mccaskill joining us. very excited for that. but where we begin tonight is tiny town, usa. its a very, very tiny town. its a very ...

Stand on his head and hands and turn cart wheels in the house. kicking over the umbrella stand, knocking down the bridge lamps, and ramming his elbows through the windows. then he would lie down on the floor, tired by his healthful exercise and go to sleep. his wife was greatly distressed and his children were very frightened. moral? you might as well fall flat on your face, as lean over too far backward. and lastly tonight, a limb bit from the political end of things, we go to page 15, and the ...

Probably means is, the democrats will simply pull out six or seven really nice things and say what, you want to get rid of this? so the republicans now, i believe, need to focus on specific replacements ab substitutes for the things that are really problematic, the take away your liberty, that intrude upon your privacy or cost too dog gone much money or ineffective and well talking about what some of those might be during the course of the show. a lot of questions about military tri care and geo...

If the republicans push for overall repeal, that probably means that the democrats will pull out six or seven nice things and say you want to get rid of this? the republicans now i believe need to focus on specific replacements and substitutes for the things that are problematic. take away your libbe eerty or cost too much money or ineffective. we will talk about what they might be in the course of the show. questions about military tricare. george wants to know does it affect anything in milita...

But israel, which governs all of jerusalem, insists on building more apartments there for its jewish residents. well, last night the israeli prime minister, benjamin netten ya hue, went to the white house for a good talking-to by president obama. but unlike most visits by israel leaders, there was no photo-op, no chitchat with reporters afterward, nothing. why is this critical? americans lead the paegs effort there. and then theres iran. well go thrive jerusalem later for the bigger picture. i...