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Here are some good comments made in the race for attorney general of Arkansas. They have all appeared in the paper in the last few weeks:

One of those cutesy church signs spoke for a number of people, as cutesy church signs usually do: "Why didnt Noah swat the two mosquitoes?"

Some of us thought the Arkansas Legislature was supposed to be a part-time job. Lawmakers were supposed to have part-time gigs and the rest of us were supposed to have part-time headaches. All of that could be threatened by Issue 1 on your ballot next month.

Nicola Coughlan, Claudia Jessie and Luke Newton shared a first look at the Regency drama's anticipated new season.

A moment, if you will, Gentle Reader and Valued Subscriber.

Humor columnist explores the absurdity of belief held by Trump supporters that the U.S. could be headed for Civil War

Gentle Readers: There is a disturbing trend in Miss Manners’ correspondence that she wishes to address, lest Gentle Readers give up hope of a more polite future. It concerns letters

The story goes that the Cabinet settled down for a war update one morning. And one of Abraham Lincolns top advisers gave the group the unwelcome news: A group of Americans considered loyal to the Union, and essential to the war effort, had proven otherwise.

"Roes defenders characterize the abortion right as similar to the rights recognized in past decisions involving matters such as intimate sexual relations, contraception, and marriage, but abortion is fundamentally different, as both Roe and Casey acknowledge."

Lots of unfortunate things happened in the 1970s. Watergate. Gasoline lines. Bell bottoms. Those no-nuke concerts.