Come on in, tina. you look wonderful tina yeah, you look fine. Ms. Burns, maam, ill never get away with this. What do you think, ms. Martin . You look fine you wont have any trouble. All youve gotta do is remember the three words in italian that mario the hairdresser taught you. Hello, goodbye, and thank you. Now, how do you say thank you in italian . Gratzi, maam. Ah, you can fool anybody. Whats she gonna do in between those three words . Yeah, what . Well. What every famous italian actress does come with me. What do they do . Eat grapes eat grapes . Well of course. You see, when somebody asks you a question, you put a grape in your mouth and then they dont expect an answer because its very impolite to talk with your mouth full. Gratzi, maam. Oh, terrific you know, she may not even need those two other words. She looks fine. Oh, blanche, this was your idea. And when she becomes a great star, everybody will congratulate you. Now, let me hear you say hello in italian. Bonjourno, maam. O
That ronnie needs the boat. How are you going to do that, tell him this is holland and the dike broke . I told you blanche would come up with something good. Go ahead, blanche. Well honey, i was being sarcastic. Oh. Mr. Von zell, you have the floor. I thought we could tell george that ronnie needs the boat for his health. You know, the salt air . Tell dad i need it for my health . Thats a wonderful idea, ronnie oh ho ho, if blanche couldnt think of something, i knew you could. audience laughter oh, gracie, i was please, mr. Von zell, you had your chance and you couldnt come up with anything. Well, i just started to say, it was now, remember ronnie, if you want the boat, you have to make your father believe its for your health. So go up and see him, and start coughing. Coughing . Oh, mother, i couldnt do that. Well, all right, ill go with you and do the coughing for you. You just cover your mouth and your father will think its you. audience laughter [george] maybe i could think of somet
Now i know why gracie took my breakfast away from me. thanks to my 21inch private eye. laughing great invention. You know what that Little Television said . Im the mata hari of beverly hills. laughing can you imagine what would happen if everybody had a Television Set like mine . They would just sit around, and. No, come to think of it, that would be pretty boring. Every time you tuned in, you would see somebody else sitting in front of his Television Set, watching you watching him. laughing another way to get information is to go to a fortune teller. When i was young, i had my palm read by a gypsy, and when she found out i only had 50 cents, someday youll be very handsome, took the 50 cents, and hollered, next laughing so i said, can you really tell that ill be handsome by just looking at the palm of my hand . She said, what else . I certainly couldnt tell it by looking at your face. laughing and she was right. I got the handsomest palms in show business. laughing matched pair. laughi
Continuing your fight on ronnie coming home late, dont you dare do it. You fought enough last night. And especially you, george. You have no right to talk to ronnie the way you did after all he is your son not your husband. laughter dad, i want to explain about last night, so that you wont be mad at me. Ronnie, im not mad at you. Your exams are coming up, and i dont think you can read your books up at mulholland drive. Its dark up there. laughter dad, i wasnt out with a girl last night. I was helping a friend of mine, frank brody, get settled. You see, frank goes to sc on a gi bill of rights, and he has a wife and a baby. Its pretty tough for a guy whose tied down like frank is. So i found an apartment that they could move into. I gave a check to the landlord as a deposit on the rent. Here ill show you the stub. Well, why didnt you tell me last night that you were looking for an apartment for frank brody and his wife . Dad, how could i . I didnt even get to say goodnight to you. Oh, im
Think you all love this city or wouldnt work as hard i know your jobs are hard ill really, really urge you to please pass this so the board can vote and help safe the city we all love thank you. Thank you. Next speaker. And good evening Board Members im sarah with the Housing Rights Committee in San Francisco i want to take a moment to bring us back why were here with the tenants youve seen and worked so hard to get to this point to pass this legislation i hope youll do out of committee it is a very real that tenants, in fact, are being evicted left and right for socalled got you evictions those are trumped up charges the real reason is an n one around reversal the landlords want to empty their units to jackup the price to make more money thats the only reason to evict and yet couple of with false reaps are everything from a pet to an unauthorized tenant to etc. , ect we want to protect those tenants so they have a fair process if theyre real reasons why a tenant is causing a nuisance