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and gentlemen? truth. [laughter] now, obviously over the past couple of weeks, there have been a lot of very important issues that weve had to discuss here on the program, issues that may have been waylaid by perhaps more pressing issues that weve had to discuss, like the death of bin laden, the hard-core porn in bin ladens house. [laughter] hard-core poets, rhyming in the peoples house, and finally the distractions are over. we here at "the daily show" can get back to our core mission...

>> in a bombshell announcement, former california governor arnold schwarzenegger now admits to fathering a child with a longtime household staffer. >> jon: oh, for [bleeped]. [laughter] this close. damn you nearly irresistible comic possibilities. funny accent, built-in movie poster fun. sure, yes, obviously, sure. you know, we didnt even write these tonight. we just showed up here this morning and they were already here. [laughter] some type of snark fairy. oh, for gods sake. thats......

>> may 17, 2011, from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme song playing] [applause] >> jon: welcome one and all to "the daily anthenaeum" show. my name is jon stewart. we have a good one tonight, folks. my guest tonight, annie jacobsen. shes author of the bookary" 51." so you know what youre getting a little bit of tonight, ladies and gentlemen? truth. [laughter] now, obviously over...

more pressing issues that weve had to discuss, like the death of bin laden, the hard-core porn in bin ladens house. [laughter] hard-core poets, rhyming in the peoples house, and finally the distractions are over. we here at "the daily show" can get back to our core mission, discussing the important issues of the day, such as immigration policy in a respectful, sober manner. youre welcome. [laughter] to the debate. >> in a bombshell announcement, former california governor arnold schwar...

captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme song playing] [applause] >> jon: welcome one and all to "the daily anthenaeum" show. my name is jon stewart. we have a good one tonight, folks. my guest tonight, annie jacobsen. shes author of the bookary" 51." so you know what youre getting a little bit of tonight, ladies and gentlemen? truth. [laughter] now, obviously over the past couple of weeks, there have been a lot of very important issues that weve had to discuss here on the program...

51." so you know what youre getting a little bit of tonight, ladies and gentlemen? truth. [laughter] now, obviously over the past couple of weeks, there have been a lot of very important issues that weve had to discuss here on the program, issues that may have been waylaid by perhaps more pressing issues that weve had to discuss, like the death of bin laden, the hard-core porn in bin ladens house. [laughter] hard-core poets, rhyming in the peoples house, and finally the distractions ar...