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Children get the virus. And we want to make sure that promise is followed through on. Ri . Announcer its a late show plus, stephen welcomes Norah Odonnell. And musical guest i. D. K. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen ready . Thanks. I truly dont know what to do about this hair. It is so what do you want me to do . Why dont i cut it for you . Stephen you cut away you dont want to. Youre afraid. Youre afraid, youre afraid....

serious enough for you now? does jim lehrer have his own brand of bottled water? does jim lehrer poop in a golden toy sflet no. (laughter) jim lehrer is not serious and trump is ready to make this debate about ideas. >> i like the idea of bringing in some very good talent and people that are knowledgeable in certain subjects. im pretty knowledgeable on most of the subject. im actually very knowledgeable on foreign affairs and things of that like. (laughter) >> stephen: so, candidates, ...

folks, ive got to tell you, you did not have to chant my name! (laughter) but if you didnt, i would have had to start the show over. (laughter) something im sure none of us want to go through. (laughter) nation... (laughter) despite my best efforts to ignore them, things are happening in other parts of the world. for instance, theres americas ever-escalating tensions with iran that could lead to yet another war in the middle east. and theres bad news, too. jim? >> iran claims it has ca...

>> jon: thats our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. >> they had the hungry muppet, the starving muppet. you look out there. we have medicaid, a record number of people on food stamp. we have s-chip. we have w.i.c.c. theres all these programs out there to take care of hungry kids. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and ap...

were really or about our drone landing in your yard, sir, and about those times we t.p.d your sanctions. i know you dont like us hanging out with those jewish kids but what are we going to do? theyre our strategic play date in the region. anyway, if you could give us our drone back we promise never to ever ever bother you ever again, okay? and if you do i swearly come over here every weekend and mow your sand. (laughter) >> all right. >> stephen: thats the work. thats the work. (applau...

(crowd chanting "stephen") folks... thank you so much for joining us! (cheers and applause) folks, ive got to tell you, you did not have to chant my name! (laughter) but if you didnt, i would have had to start the show over. (laughter) something im sure none of us want to go through. (laughter) nation... (laughter) despite my best efforts to ignore them, things are happening in other parts of the world. for instance, theres americas ever-escalating tensions with iran that could lead to...